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Stormcrowgo
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Stormcrowgo

Just like I can’t be a shitty dad if I don’t have kids.

apedescendant
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apedescendant

Way too late…

muffypuff_
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muffypuff_

you can’t die if you’ve never been born ?

THEBIGGESTMUSELKFANE
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THEBIGGESTMUSELKFANE

Smatt

BradyBunch12
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BradyBunch12

Tell that to the kids.

KGandtheVividGirls
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KGandtheVividGirls

I work out of town a lot. Meet a good number of people through the year; most of these guys are hardworking fellas. And they are almost all married. They are astounded when they find out I have never been married and never had children. The grass is always greener, but I’ve never looked at married people and said I’m missing that. These other guys are in awe: disposable income and single…

Uwbymannen
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Uwbymannen

You can’t go through a break-up if nobody find you anything but repulsing in the first place.

Avarice21
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Avarice21

Marriage is just betting half your shit you’ll stay together forever.

cutesymonsterman
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cutesymonsterman

Exactly.
Make marriage a fucking sin and make adopting babies easier. Solves a lot of stress and problems.

Zebrehn
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Zebrehn

Where was this meme 10 years ago when I needed it?

strenuaveritas
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strenuaveritas

41 and never been married. I have had two long term relationships. Currently with my boyfriend for almost 5 years. Marriage isn’t a promise!!

Ygomaster07
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Ygomaster07

Fucking true. Wish i wasn’t getting a divorce either, not to mention so early.

seal_raider
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seal_raider

Very true. I am not a fan of marriage myself. But, I have had not so good luck with it so I am jaded.

theDonutpanda
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theDonutpanda

Tell that to children of divorce!

LetsJerkCircular
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LetsJerkCircular

A buddy of mine’s relationship was going really badly. It was constant fighting and any time they made up, it was short-lived.

My phone rings one day. It’s him. I pick it up and he says, “Guess what?”

I respond, “You and what’s-her-name broke up?”

“Nope! She’s pregnant! We’re getting married!”

To this day they’re still together and happy—just kidding they divorced in less than two years, and she ran off with the child for a few years.

hunt_the_gunt
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hunt_the_gunt

If you have been living with your girlfriend for 5 years, same difference…

The feels…the pain.

serbeardless
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serbeardless

You can’t get your heart broken if you’re always single.

Wait.

Fuck. Yes I can.

bigpaulo
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bigpaulo

Thanks, Cassandra.

just_awkward_me
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just_awkward_me

We’ll if you actually work hard on having a healthy marriage and making sure one another are actually happy and healthy and there life is fulfilling divorce doesn’t matter.

walkofdoom
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walkofdoom

Broke up after 15 years, no marriage, shared assests or kids.

Captain_Hammertoe
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Captain_Hammertoe

Can confirm. Am married. Regretting it.

eleete
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eleete

No pets, No plants, No princess, no progeny. I have a carefully crafted life.

Natetendo83
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Natetendo83

I’m just here to represent the happily married crowd.

crowdedasshole
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crowdedasshole

You don’t have to die if you never been born

threatlvl_MIDNIGHT
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threatlvl_MIDNIGHT

Well, the leading cause of divorce is marriage. Might be onto something here.

throwawaywahwahwah
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throwawaywahwahwah

But if you do get married, and it *does* end in divorce, remember that there are no happy marriages that end in divorce. You just got another shot at happiness!

blackcatsblackbats
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blackcatsblackbats

You don’t have to talk to people if you never leave your house!!

--cheese--
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--cheese--

You can’t get married if you never get into relationships!