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fightins26
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fightins26

ITT: everyone asking if you worked in construction. And I don’t understand at all.

BourbonBaccarat
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BourbonBaccarat

Hang on, before we start predicting the divorce, is OP from Alabama? Maybe the wife was into it.

jollyhero
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jollyhero

He actually thought this was somehow a good thing? On what fucking level?

theTunkMan
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theTunkMan

This construction meme is a classic

geli7
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geli7

My wife only has brothers. Had to fuck one of them to hurt her.

bent42
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bent42

This is called The Bucking Bronco.

When you’re doing her doggy style lean down and whisper “I had sex with your sister” in her ear. Then see how long you can hold on.

headless_bear
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headless_bear

As a married man this gives me sooooo much anxiety.

denvertebows15
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denvertebows15

Congratulations to your friend on losing half their money!

jaximilli
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jaximilli

Both your friend and the sister are assholes.

Gunsh0t
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Gunsh0t

With or without VR headset!?

I’ve seen this one before

j1022
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j1022

The “fuck your own life up” starter pack

Fencemaker
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Fencemaker

Have we successfully settled on the old memes being a superior format? I liked seeing this at the top of my feed, not gonna lie.

McPiggers
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McPiggers

“You ever work in construction?” is my new favorite copypasta.

sillywabbittrix
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sillywabbittrix

That sister is absolutely going to bring that up to the married sister at the time of her choosing and it is going to get ugly

reggie9000
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reggie9000

In Alabama, the big brag is sleeping with your Wife’s sister *in law*

missed_sla
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missed_sla

My extensive research on pornhub does not agree with your hypothesis.

black_flag_4ever
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black_flag_4ever

How to ruin your life.

TippityTappityToot
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TippityTappityToot

5.5 years ago you posted the same situation with a very different title

https://reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1w3j4e/my_friend_had_the_best_weird_birthday_gift_ever/

Not sure what to think here

MyHusbandTheSenator
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MyHusbandTheSenator

Oh my God my ex did this with my twin sister… AT MY HOUSE… WHILE I WAS ASLEEP… AT OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY!!! And let me tell you women’s intuition is very real. He came to bed late late and tried to touch me but for some reason I was absolutely disgusted by him for no reason whatsoever. A week later my sister told me this sob story about how he hit on her. I finally got some of the real story. She also had already told my whole family and all my friends so I was totally humiliated. The only reason she ever told me is because my best friend told her she was giving her until 3pm to tell me or she would tell me herself. I really have a great best friend.

Jacerator
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Jacerator

Pipelayers Union #690

HotTyre
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HotTyre

Who the fuck cheats on their wife (no matter with whom, let alone with a family-in-law member), and brags about it having “scored big”?

Sterley
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Sterley

The thought: “I’ll have sex with my wife’s sister! It’ll be great!”

The reality: “I had sex with my ex-wife’s ex-sister. It was something other than great.”

otivito
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otivito

Equally important question, who sleeps with their sibling’s spouse?

Edit: Apparently people suck.

Habanero_Eyeball
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Habanero_Eyeball

Used to work with a dude whose wife’s sister and her husband bought a house right next door to them. He said that “One night, while wifey was away…things happened.”

Long story short he ended up divorcing his wife and marrying her sister. The wife ended up marrying her sisters-ex and they still live next door to each other.

Not even kidding. No – I don’t work construction, I worked in the oil business and this guy was one of our main field guys (a/k/a rig hand).

Jaack_
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Jaack_

Looking forward to hear his side of the story on r/TIFU soon.