9 thoughts on “My alarm also need bandages

  1. You’re not lazy. If it takes me 30 minutes to fall asleep, it should take the same to wake up.
    Protip: add a name or note to each alarm
    I use these:
    1. Wake up or else
    2. Dishonor on you
    3. Dishonor on your cow
    4. Dishonor on your whole family

  2. This is wrong. You can’t stagger the alarms every 5 minutes because snooze goes off every 5 minutes. Have to change it up, 4 mins, 6 mins, 9 mins. Rookies.

  3. I did this in high school after a friend suggested it to me. I used to not get up until I had to leave.

  4. Just set it to [this](https://youtu.be/CJiG15euUes), turn the volume up and place your phone on the other side of the room. You’ll wake the fuck up as you try to frantically shut it off or die trying.

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