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ZombieOfTheWest
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ZombieOfTheWest

Risked looking up, the only iffy tags are incest and shota. Not eye bleach worthy, nice

HentaiReviewerInsane
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HentaiReviewerInsane

Don’t try the recipe guys. Some say that the spirits of all your dead ancestors will come down to earth to voice their disappointment

Iam_Meep
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Iam_Meep

I did what you said,Now i lost my right arm and my left leg

claymixer
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claymixer

Nah, this recipe is very mediocre. Here is better, take 2 carrots and 1 chicken, boil them for 9 minutes. Then add 2 teaspoons of mustard sauce, 2 pinches of salt and bake for 9 more minutes.

MasterKing0806
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MasterKing0806

Big brain weeb.

Yandere-Neko
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Yandere-Neko

After the 2 eggs and meat I thought it was about beating ones meat… i think there is a double meaning

Tokamak-drive
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Tokamak-drive

All you need is an egg. 1 will do. The usage of said egg will astound you, and maybe even a suitor.

A pan set to medium, sits on the stove. The egg is cracked, and cooks for 3.5 minutes, before being flipped, and you wait another 3.5 minutes.

The meal serves 7, surprisingly. It was only an egg, you say. You fucking burnt it even, and yet it’s tasty as fuck.

No one asks for seconds. Everyone pays you 0 dollars for your shitty meal, but they do give you a nice pat on the back, as a compliment.

The days go by, and you learn to perfect the time, and taste, of the 1 egg meal. 3rd time’s the charm, as your neighbors come back, hungry for more.

Jesus-from-the-manga
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Jesus-from-the-manga

252544 is the sauce

Maillew
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Maillew

See you in hot

OmniSerpentine
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OmniSerpentine

Instructions unclear! Balls stuck in tomato!