Cause every time we compliment y’all you dismiss it cause “we’re supposed to say that”

My girl knows I don’t have time for these kinda social media games.

*looking at this 1 year after the breakup*

Guy: i was so fucking stupid for putting 😍😍😍😍

In every relationship I’ve ever had I’ve told my boyfriend how beautiful they were every day. And once we got to that point in the relationship, I told them I loved them too. Every single day I made an appoint to appreciate and expected the same. I want someone to tell m I’m beautiful every day and on every picture.

I can understand if the girl is being stingy. No need in putting in energy that’s not being appreciated. But if it’s an equal exchange of effort why not call your girl beautiful every chance you get?

With Reddit being my only form of “social media” I avoid these issues.

I also get heavy skepticism from women most of them think I’m married when I tell them that I don’t have Facebook, insta or Twitter.

My girl posts a pic, then 5 seconds later TEXTS me to like her pic

GIRL, you already KNOW I will like your pic when i see it

Makes me wonder how much she compliments her man

People are reading way too much into this post because they know it’s true…issa joke, no need to discuss the perils of social media to justify not leaving a cute comment on your girl’s picture

You start praising every little picture and you got nowhere to go.

You dole that shit out from time to time so it has some real impact!

Literally had to tell my girl about this shit when we first dated. She would get mad that she mentioned me in a ig or fb post and i not “like” or comment anything.

We are not teenagers, i dont give a shit about likes, and you dont need validation from me or anyone about what you post. We are not your favorite #couplegoals ig relationship. We are not “influencers”. You really got to look at yourself closely and realize how stupid it is for you to come at me mad because I didn’t like a post.

This is fine though, right? Most of my female friends do not post things online for their bfs. They do that shit entirely for their female friends. Then there’s that one couple that share an account and that other couple that seem to only talk to each other through social media to the point where you wonder if they are ever in the same room together.

Corny sitcom relationship tropes transposed into the digital age? Cool beans.

Men, raise your hand if your lady hands out compliments like a stingy Willy Wonky handing out golden tickets.

So you cheating on him bisexually?