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Blandish06
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Blandish06

The Great Depression started when you were born, ya little shit

theworstredditgamer
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theworstredditgamer

Maybe he meant the recession

CramRam123
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CramRam123

I’m not even 40 and my kids will say stuff like “oh they had Frosted Flakes when you were a kid”?

special_reddit
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special_reddit

Tell him it was a great album! Wasn’t difficult to listen to at all. Who We Be was a great lead single, and it was a solid effort all around. Personally, I managed to get through the whole thing just fine.

garlicroastedpotato
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garlicroastedpotato

“Well Nickelback was popular”

ExRays
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ExRays

He could have meant Great Recession and got his words mixed up.

D_OS75
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D_OS75

Well were do for another one so your sons going to find out sooner or later

v4k4r15
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v4k4r15

Teach em while they’re young

J0nna__
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J0nna__

MY dad said “ooga bunga” to my mom after i was born

MrDaddyJr
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MrDaddyJr

It aint even over yet, nigga. Now watch me break my foot off in ya ass!!!

krsy-h8s-maxweinberg
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krsy-h8s-maxweinberg

I asked my mom what it was like to live with dinosaurs…

bekkogekko
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bekkogekko

A few years ago I was cleaning out my wallet of old cards, and I found a food stamp card that I had from about 5 years prior when I was going through a divorce. The card read INDEPENDENT in big red letters. My daughter saw it and solemnly said, “Mom, I’m so sorry you had to have this card to prove you aren’t a slave.”

I had a good laugh then gave a brief history lesson.

Coziestpigeon2
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Coziestpigeon2

Just tell him to wait 5-10 years and he can find out for himself.

czupek
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czupek

Hate speech ? N-word ?

RAGGYBOI549
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RAGGYBOI549

Mine hasn’t ended

HaakonX
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HaakonX

My parents aren’t even 50 yet. I’m almost 30. I still hit them with ‘How was your first job waiting tables at the last supper?’

It was fun y up until a kid challenged me to a pickup game of basketball with ‘Oh are you too tired and sore grandpa?’

realmckoy265
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realmckoy265

You always gone be old as fuck to someone lmao

ep1clog
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ep1clog

I called my mom a boomer baby when i was really little. She was born in 73′ 😂

osliver88
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osliver88

one time my five year old nephew asked me what nyc was like before the Brooklyn Bridge was built. I remembered that that shit finished construction in 1883! I needed to teach this kid a lesson, so I told him, “Let’s go. I need to show you something.” He was whining about “Mom told us not to leave the house, blah blah blah.” I was like “Yeah, but FUCK YOUR MOMS YOU NEED TO LEARN.” Rest of the way to the bridge, I held his hand and tried to stop his whimpering by cheering him up with my favorite DMX quotes. He didn’t stop his sniffling, though, until he finally got real quiet as I pulled him up the bridge. When we got to the middle of the bridge, high up over that Hudson River, he asked me, “Uncle Jay, did you help build this bridge?” Now I knew he had me really fucked up. I picked that little midget up and punted him over the edge. When I got home later, mad people tried to convince me that my nephew actually didn’t understand when the Bridge was constructed and didn’t even have a strong grasp on how people age. Whether that’s true or not (still pretty sure he was tryna roast me), I don’t play like that.

trickyknitten
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trickyknitten

I always like to tease my mom and ask her if she remembered when they used to gather round the radio and watch her puff up and go “That was my mother’s generation! We grew up on black and white tv!”

SuperSaiyanGod06
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SuperSaiyanGod06

The Great Recession was tough tho

Quinnley1
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Quinnley1

Someone in another Reddit sub today asked “who is Rodney King?” And I felt personally attacked and called out by this question. How dare this person be so young and yet old enough to use Reddit. The fucking nerve of this whipper-snapper

ZorroMcChucknorris
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ZorroMcChucknorris

I hope you hit him with the Hands of Wrath.

OHMAIGOSH
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OHMAIGOSH

You sure he’s not confused between depression and recession? 1930s vs 2008?

CasualLeftist
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CasualLeftist

When I was like, 6 my church did a little questionnaire for Mother’s Day. Simple questions like “how old is your Mom? How much does she weigh? How tall is she?”
My mom had that shit laminated cause I wrote that she was 10 feet tall and 5 pounds.
Kids don’t know shit man. They have no concept of most of the shit we think is simple observation.

Valentinee105
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Valentinee105

I’m 30

Some kid: Where people afraid when trains were invented?

Me: ……………..

pinniped1
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pinniped1

I’d tell the little shit I survived the depression by devouring my weaker opponents.

dkasper51
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dkasper51

My dad and I watched “Saving Private Ryan” together when it first came out on video. I was only like 11 yrs old at the time, and I was obviously blown away. I asked him, what was it like growing up during WWII?! ( He was born in the mid 1960s)That must have been so scary and crazy right?!…. He just looked at me, laughed, and said….. How the hell old do you think I am son??

soulmarcos88
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soulmarcos88

To be fair the black community has never really recovered from that ’08 recession.

robertEleeprewitt
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robertEleeprewitt

You should have put more of your time into his education.