27 thoughts on “I got big dick energy

  1. I’m at a point in my life where i walk into the club, walk straight up to the DJ’s mike and scream, “Where my shallow vaginas at? I have a smaller than average penis”. And then get kicked out.

  2. It’s not about the size if the dick between your legs, it’s about the size of the dick in your heart.

  3. Who cares if the dick is small. He has two hands and a mouth doesn’t he? The cock is the end game. And a smaller cock is so much easier to suck.

  4. Well, that makes it official. The first part, but in the second half what even happened, bro?

  5. When you dress and talk like you’ve been whacking front, but tell everybody that you’re a virgin…BIG DICK ENERGY

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