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yungreddit12
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yungreddit12

It’s time to put a lock on the outside of nephew’s door

BamaMontana
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BamaMontana

That’s been a bad sign since ancient times. People who sacrificed criminals to lions saw Domitian pulling wings off of flies for no reason and said “oh no.”

Johnnadawearsglasses
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Johnnadawearsglasses

Great. And when he kicks the cat over the fence, dad brags about his future as an nfl kicker.

betweentwoshores
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betweentwoshores

*Jeffery Dahmer noises intensify*

RavenousRafYT
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RavenousRafYT

There are these girls that live across from me that live to catch crickets and pull their legs off, before slowly stabbing them with a thorn from a rosebush

TheSIKness
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TheSIKness

First it’s cockroaches, then it’s kittens, and finally it’s CNN.

milliaz
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milliaz

I used to pour salt on any slug that I came across as a kid. I would literally run home to get the salt and go back to liquefy the poor thing.

karl4me
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karl4me

Buddy watching too much Rick and Morty

mjsbunny
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mjsbunny

On a scale of 0 – [Bart Simpson flying a kite at night]comment image), this is creepy af.

Saintx95
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Saintx95

X-factor auditions really getting competitive these days.

Bigarettes
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Bigarettes

Hell no

tacoboy
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tacoboy

Serial Killer in Training…

mineyourbrains
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mineyourbrains

Is his name Ted Bundy

RockSkippa
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RockSkippa

That’s white people shit

Dyssomniac
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Dyssomniac

Freud and later Freudian-ish theorists believed that surgeons were motivated by inward and shameful desires, and that surgery was an acceptable outlet for this psychological desire to cut and open.

Now Freudian theory is almost definitely mostly bullshit. But considering how divorced from emotion some surgeons I know are…

antbarrone42
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antbarrone42

Ok. Enough of the comments on this kid needing therapy.

Have any of y’all ever seen boys play? They are curious and violent little creatures. My brothers and I dissected every single bug we could get our hands on. We were curious about how they worked. This curiosity around death and destruction is quite common.

Where we need to discuss therapy for a child is going to fall on their motivation. If the child is curious, find him more bugs to dissect and learn about. If the child is just playing with a knife because he has access to it, normal. If the child is clearly sadistically causing pain, then it’s a teachable moment for the parent to take advantage of. If the child exhibits that psychotic glee from causing pain over a prolonged time period, then, and only then, do they need to see a therapist. Otherwise, this is incredibly normal boy child behavior.

Joshin9
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Joshin9

This that shit you gotta catch early

BiBoFieTo
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BiBoFieTo

Now – “He’s showing a strong interest in surgery”

Later – “It rubs the lotion on its skin…”

LittleRedLamps
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LittleRedLamps

When my mom was making fish she’d give me the heads cause I liked taking them apart to remove the brains and eyes.

Only person I wanna cut is myself.

kooljaay
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kooljaay

In the comics this is what thanos used to do to animals he caught when he was a kid.

realmckoy265
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realmckoy265

Anyone else use to terrorize ant colonies when younger. Cockroaches are a bit extreme but bugs are bugs I guess

kevinowdziej
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kevinowdziej

Dexter

MorningsAreBetter
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MorningsAreBetter

Future serial killer in the making. Get him to a therapist now before he graduates from cockroaches to cats.

hunchovis
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hunchovis

I think the real question here is why the kid is allowed to have a blade

ZeDitto
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ZeDitto

I used to pee on anthills when I was a kid. I’d always think back to the shit that I’d hear in church about Noah’s ark and I’d imagine the plight that they must have faced only a few feet below. As the torrent rolls in, ant families scramble to make it to safety in time. Ant mothers screeching for their larvae while a grizzled bearded ant father grabs hold and ushers her out shouting “we can make more Trisha, we can make more!” Whole family units are pinned down in the collapsing network of tunnels and left to drown in the testicle water.

Sometimes I’d throw down a leaf or two, hoping that for some, it would be their Ark.

Binky90
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Binky90

Wont be so great when the little psychopath progresses on to other animals and humans

ositola
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ositola

Yea he can use my pool, but he can’t stay over

blacknapoleon4000
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blacknapoleon4000

Trying to become the next Jeffrey Dahmer

TRAPS_ARENT_GAY
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TRAPS_ARENT_GAY

I used to put them on a toothpick and burn them. I *think* I’m normal.

Demonicbane
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Demonicbane

As long as he doing that to no cats or dogs.