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machine667
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machine667

Protein powder and oatmeal is the absolute shit and I’ve been eating it for my first meal for damn near 15 years.

artsy-faartsy
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artsy-faartsy

I was traumatized by oatmeal as a child, I legit had it for every breakfast for years

I can only have one type of instant oatmeal and even that’s pushing it

swimteamrasta
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swimteamrasta

Mmmm just thinking of that delicious raisin date and banana maple

scottsummers1137
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scottsummers1137

Savory oatmeal is where it’s at. With a side of beef bacon? Can’t tell me nothin.

BoTheJo
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BoTheJo

Aight. Get some oatmeal, brown sugar, cinnnamon, sprinkle of nutmeg and ground ginger. Then throw in some peanut butter and a bit of fruit after cooking it. If you want extra creamy cook it with milk.

BigTuna000
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BigTuna000

I’ve been old my whole life ???I’ve always loved oatmeal!!!!!

soffo_moric
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soffo_moric

They only way I eat oatmeal is when it’s in no bake chocolate oatmeal cookies

PurpleLeopard89
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PurpleLeopard89

I recently discovered oat milk! Delicious

mysuckyusername
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mysuckyusername

Cream of wheat smacks.

avondalian
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avondalian

Oatmeal, amirite?!

stugotzian
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stugotzian

And some BLUEBERRIES

EnglishTeachers
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EnglishTeachers

Little brown sugar, little slice of apple, little walnut action! Yes ma’am!

BBQpigsfeet
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BBQpigsfeet

Butter with honey and a dash of cinnamon or gtfo

For grits it’s either cheddar (throw some jalapeño in there if you feel fancy) or sugar and butter.

Technicaldick
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Technicaldick

Brown sugar, raisin, walnuts, and banana

ceejayess
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ceejayess

Hyper-pro tip from my granddad: crack an egg into the pot in the last minute or two of cooking. Delicious, nutritious, even more filling. That and a cup of coffee virtually guarantees a bear-sized morning dump.

Seref15
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Seref15

Theres weirdos like me who like oats but not the warm gooeyness of oatmeal. Weird people like me eat a bowl of muesli or steel cut oats with honey soaked in milk. I recommend that bob’s red mill stuff to anyone.

AbishekenNotStirred
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AbishekenNotStirred

oatmeal goatmeal. especially those 2 minute ones they sell in sachets. you just put 3 of those in a bowl with milk, heat it up for 2 minutes and then put some icecubes in it and then just chug it. takes like 5 min to have breakfast

SCROTALPOTUS
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SCROTALPOTUS

Man, hit it with some peanut butter, a touch of peach preserves, and a tiny dash of cayanne… Awwww yeah now you got yourself a bowl of magic.

Brotherman_Nick
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Brotherman_Nick

I legit just finished a bowl

Comewhatevermaycry4
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Comewhatevermaycry4

If you have to add something to it that instantly makes it trash

scrodytheroadie
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scrodytheroadie

Little granola for texture, too.

apophis-pegasus
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apophis-pegasus

Is he holding Milo? Americans have Milo?

2oatmeal_cookies
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2oatmeal_cookies

Wow. Next y’all will be saying grits are nasty too.

🙁

BeenieWeenieBlowJobs
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BeenieWeenieBlowJobs

Brown sugar and a little salt. Salt is key.

theunsmartkid
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theunsmartkid

judge me but, strawberries & cream is the best flavor

brooklynnet32
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brooklynnet32

Maple Brown Sugar with some extra sugar, little butter and milk….oh shit!

LockMangler
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LockMangler

Oatmeal is not delicious, the butter and maple syrup and fruit and whatever else you add to make it edible are delicious.

MrScaradolfHisFace
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MrScaradolfHisFace

Oatmeal with some peanut butter is the best way to stay full for hours.

-drunk_russian-
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-drunk_russian-

Shit, sometimes I have oatmeal for dinner. Try it with peanut butter or maple syrup!

bigsadnibba
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bigsadnibba

A nigga only 17 but oatmeal hits different

Berckish
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Berckish

And now I want oatmeal, thanks

YourLictorAndChef
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YourLictorAndChef

try adding some peanut butter or a dash of salt

and check out steel-cut, if you haven’t already

DetectiveClownMD
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DetectiveClownMD

Fucking right it is!

Aight here’s what you do.

1. switch to Steel Cut Oats because you’re worth it.

2. Cook a big batch on Sunday, 3 cups worth with a 1:3 water ratio. Let water boil, add oats, let it cook on low for 20-25 minutes.

3. Put it in a big ass Tupperware and during the week toss bowl portions in a small pot with some milk, or water or whatever, throw some chopped dates, bananas, cinnamon, vanilla.

pm_me_tits_and_tats
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pm_me_tits_and_tats

I’ve learned so many oatmeal hacks in this thread and I’m really over here thinking about buying some when I get off work lmao

World_Wide_Deb
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World_Wide_Deb

Oooo I’ve been getting into doing overnight oats for breakfast. Perfect for my lazy ass in the morning.

kann20
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kann20

My sister works for McCormick’s basically and brought home these cinnamon blinds. And I’ve been putting them in my oatmeal all of the time. Especially the apple cinnamon right now I think it’s only three flavors(apple, vanilla, blue berry) but they are good.

Ironborn-Savage
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Ironborn-Savage

I love adult baby food!!! Oatmeal???Hummus???? Flan???? Yogurt???? What that mouf do? Not CHEW.

nuay777
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nuay777

Hit that bih with some agave and almond milk? ?

TryCoserious
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TryCoserious

Chopped dates and allspice with brown sugar.

got_nohandz
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got_nohandz

Throw some peaches in that bad boy and go to town

mattreyu
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mattreyu

Oatmeal raisin > chocolate chip. Sometimes chocolate chip can just be too much, but a nice chewy delicious oatmeal raisin? Yum

Gjnieveb
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Gjnieveb

Yes, and muesli is also fantastic. It helped me eat breakfast after years of forgoing it.

pepperedmaplebacon
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pepperedmaplebacon

Got fruit that’s about to go bad? Make a compote like an Apple Compote, add to morning oatmeal. Enjoy. Money saved and flavour added.

whyyze
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whyyze

ive got a raw fruit baby puree habit, the ones with grains hit some times.!.

dustmouse
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dustmouse

Had it this morning with calabrian pepper flakes sprinkled on top

Clifhoos
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Clifhoos

Specially the overnight in the fridge version! That stuff is amazeballs!

UsualRando
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UsualRando

DELICIOUS AF!!!!