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URNext7634
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URNext7634

OP, it exists /r/babylonbee

TheBadger40
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TheBadger40

I knew I would be a good Dungeon Master.

Boomzilla555
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Boomzilla555

I like that the OP ironically included a cult on the list.

Bethrezen111
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Bethrezen111

Thanks, Obama.

Kazumara
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Kazumara

The only ones who don’t have invisible friends are called teenagers, ironic.

zombiehog
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zombiehog

Haha yeah, atheists are all just dumb angsty teenagers! Good one guys! *slaps knee*

TheZerothLaw
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TheZerothLaw

Scientologist: [REDACTED]

Kalsang_
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Kalsang_

Buddhists is so accurate

cabothief
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cabothief

Tiny hat wearer, reporting in! I’ll take it.

Legal_Adviser
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Legal_Adviser

Yo holdup. ‘Jew’ should be hummus enjoyer…also, you’re pronouncing it wrong.

_murtaza__
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_murtaza__

I’m a hummus enjoyer and a proud one

razorblade620
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razorblade620

I know a lot of hindus who eat beef

Blip-in-the-Cosmos
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Blip-in-the-Cosmos

That’s one smart teenager! ( seriously though, it’s kind of offensive, imagine if someone said: Christian : Teenager )

ganjabum
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ganjabum

🤔 guess I must be a Buddhist then

ScAer0n
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ScAer0n

Guess I’m a Satanist then

malcolmtheconsumer
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malcolmtheconsumer

Babylon Bee’s headlines are often funny but their articles are just exhausting

NUCLEAR_DETONATIONS3
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NUCLEAR_DETONATIONS3

Bruh where is agnostic

Hail_theButtonmasher
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Hail_theButtonmasher

Well doesn’t everyone like hummus?

Willbo_Waggins
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Willbo_Waggins

You know what? I’m just glad you didn’t call us polygamists. “Polite bike riders” is both true and friendly. On a separate note, the subreddits related to each of these need to change their names now…

Crocket_Lawnchair
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Crocket_Lawnchair

Satanist – Dungeon Master

Fucking lol

madjarov42
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madjarov42

What right do they have to remove the Scientologist?

Lawsuit time!

A1p1n3
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A1p1n3

Who doesn’t like Smells like Teen Spirt ?

WowDoILoveEatingAss
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WowDoILoveEatingAss

I was thinking atheist and teenager were a little loose fitting, but after trying to think of a better one you got it pretty solid nice work mate

_theghost_
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_theghost_

I love the Scientology one. Just [Redacted by Lawyers]

rajsmattu
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rajsmattu

Kinda mad Sikhs haven’t been included, same old story for us

ygphotography
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ygphotography

Muslims=Ramadan Eaters*

kilted2000
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kilted2000

Am I the only Christian who doesn’t see, “Easter Worshipper” as a big deal? Some people are talking about it like the term is actual evidence of persecution.

SealClubber64
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SealClubber64

Like mormons but on foot -> dismounted mormons

CodeReaper
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CodeReaper

I always thought a group of Scientologists was called a “movie”

FennekOnReddit
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FennekOnReddit

*sees atheist be updated as teenager* As a former of both, I can confirm this.

living-blood-bank
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living-blood-bank

Still appreciate Christian humor even after I left Christianity (Independent Fundamental Baptist 10 years, more liberal for two), but even with a dark sense of humor, the Muslim and Jewish ones kinda crossed the line.