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Sunkmybattleship1836
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Sunkmybattleship1836

3 days later:

Guess I’ll rise

sudynim
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sudynim

The perfect sacrifice is like…the ultimate renewable energy! Able to forgive an infinite amount of sins, for an infinite amount of people, until the end of time!

TheSheWhoSaidThats
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TheSheWhoSaidThats

??‍♀️

convolutionx
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convolutionx

TL;DR = Jesus gives up his life to establish the 2nd Covenant, essentially a 2nd set of rules that all people (not just the Jews anymore) have a chance to follow to receive salvation, because God’s people effed up the 1st Covenant by killing the Messiah instead of accepting him. Then, the early apostles got martyred to make sure this word travels far and wide and TL;DR, Christianity is now the biggest religion in the World.

Plot Twist: Most Christians don’t know they have a covenant to keep, asides from believing in Jesus.

phatboy5015
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phatboy5015

Makes perfect sense

realsmart987
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realsmart987

I feel like this post lowers the importance of what Jesus did. He was not as flippant as that. We’re talking torture/whipping and later a slow, painful death by suffocation because of how a cross is designed.

pupypup2
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pupypup2

Thanks I needed this.

AccordionORama
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AccordionORama

So emo.

nugsy-mcb
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nugsy-mcb

OMG soooo dank!

throwaway30928437
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throwaway30928437

Makes no sense.

Nobody can die for your sins and do away with them. If that is the case, nobody is a sinner…but we all know that’s not the case.

si_sir_
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si_sir_

I’m a failure, guess i’ll drop out of high school

wtchthoseristrockets
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wtchthoseristrockets

lol @ blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus

HarokaSado756
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HarokaSado756

Me: *is atheist*
Also Me: *Has brutal fire comeback*
Me, again: *realizes this is a Christian space*
Still Me: *and comment would therefore not be appreciated*
Yep, still here: *also it’s against the rules*
Dang, does this guy ever shut up: *so I’ll probably get banned and upset people*
Me for the final time: “Guess I’ll die”