We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gruâs penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gruâs dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gruâs dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6â reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gruâs ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gruâs semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

If I am running backwards in front of a school at slightly less than the average jogging speed (8.3 mph) and ejaculate forward at 27 mph, am I now within the bounds of said road safety laws?

if you drive at 14 mph, and then nut backwards, the nut is technically only moving at 13 mph relative to the road. meaning it is in fact legal to nut in a school zone, as long as you do it right.

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)

I am about to break the law

What if i told you the speed limit in school zones in germany is 30 ?

Nut while going 27mph backwards. Its foolproof

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gruâs penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gruâs dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gruâs dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6â reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gruâs ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gruâs semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

Now I rest my case

Titles arenât the only thing that are hard

Sub to Fitz

teenagers who live in a school zone:

Dhrh

How was this calculated? O_o

Who collected to data to calculate an average for this

There’s no way this is true it would hit my ceiling if it was…

If I am running backwards in front of a school at slightly less than the average jogging speed (8.3 mph) and ejaculate forward at 27 mph, am I now within the bounds of said road safety laws?

The secret ingredient is crime

That means if you angle your dick just right you can cum 2.24m away

inb4 fagmods delete this because “no pedo jokes”

Ha

Not just pedos, all your friends that aren’t mods

Yeah, thats why

o h f u c k

What if you go 25 mph and bust a nut while driving then the nut only travels 2mph then it’s legal

if you drive at 14 mph, and then nut backwards, the nut is technically only moving at 13 mph relative to the road. meaning it is in fact legal to nut in a school zone, as long as you do it right.

Ah shit, here we go again

Why could I not stop laughing at this?

swiggity swooty comin in for that underage booty

Actually in most places in America the speed limit in school zones is 35 mph

Can’t sneeze either. Thats approx. 99mph

you have no idea how fast I really am

Just spin the dick, angular momentum is harder to catch than velocity

Wait this means baseball/ football games are illegal

I see a gravity falls meme, I upvote

# IM CRYING

Masturbating in schoolzones is allowed tho. U just gotta edge it all the way until u get home or to Starbucks

Why would you nut in a school zone?

Isn’t it actually a lot faster than that because of the earth’s rotation

I’d love to see the maths

For the rest of the world:

– 27SM/h â 12m/s

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^(This conversion was done according to ISO80000 and the 1893 Mendenhall Order.)

^(I’m a human trying to spread awareness about the importance of international standards. Pls don’t ban. :'()