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SavageAxeBot
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SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)

akc1999
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akc1999

What if you go 25 mph and bust a nut while driving then the nut only travels 2mph then it’s legal

PieterDeGieter2
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PieterDeGieter2

if you drive at 14 mph, and then nut backwards, the nut is technically only moving at 13 mph relative to the road. meaning it is in fact legal to nut in a school zone, as long as you do it right.

XyloPlays
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XyloPlays

Ah shit, here we go again

StylessGaming
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StylessGaming

Why could I not stop laughing at this?

girlscout57
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girlscout57

swiggity swooty comin in for that underage booty

tubaDude99
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tubaDude99

Actually in most places in America the speed limit in school zones is 35 mph

sefarrell
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sefarrell

Can’t sneeze either. Thats approx. 99mph

kazookid18
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kazookid18

you have no idea how fast I really am

DiogenesCane
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DiogenesCane

Just spin the dick, angular momentum is harder to catch than velocity

GrognakTheButthole
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GrognakTheButthole

Wait this means baseball/ football games are illegal

Danipel
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Danipel

I see a gravity falls meme, I upvote

reesemichael713
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reesemichael713

# IM CRYING

Avsword
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Avsword

Masturbating in schoolzones is allowed tho. U just gotta edge it all the way until u get home or to Starbucks

fresh_lemon_spice
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fresh_lemon_spice

Why would you nut in a school zone?

Gatorboy5185
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Gatorboy5185

Isn’t it actually a lot faster than that because of the earth’s rotation

Potato_Paslu
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Potato_Paslu

I’d love to see the maths

MrKifly
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MrKifly

o h f u c k

Partysohardhaha
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Partysohardhaha

Yeah, thats why

TheManSoldTheWorld
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TheManSoldTheWorld

Not just pedos, all your friends that aren’t mods

RoyalTitan1
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RoyalTitan1

I am about to break the law

Loeschbrumm
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Loeschbrumm

What if i told you the speed limit in school zones in germany is 30 ?

PokePenguinD
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PokePenguinD

Nut while going 27mph backwards. Its foolproof

fulladvi
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fulladvi

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

Now I rest my case

rohloffrocks
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rohloffrocks

Titles aren’t the only thing that are hard

Magnus_Vid
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Magnus_Vid

Sub to Fitz

Ains00Lgown
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Ains00Lgown

teenagers who live in a school zone:

epicgameslol
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epicgameslol

Dhrh

Niksu44
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Niksu44

How was this calculated? O_o

GussieBuster69
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GussieBuster69

Who collected to data to calculate an average for this

Smalls2002
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Smalls2002

There’s no way this is true it would hit my ceiling if it was…

FScottTitzgerald
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FScottTitzgerald

If I am running backwards in front of a school at slightly less than the average jogging speed (8.3 mph) and ejaculate forward at 27 mph, am I now within the bounds of said road safety laws?

matt0vic
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matt0vic

The secret ingredient is crime

jasonfernandes11096
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jasonfernandes11096

That means if you angle your dick just right you can cum 2.24m away

d00d42
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d00d42

inb4 fagmods delete this because “no pedo jokes”

itsa-me-mirio
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itsa-me-mirio

Ha

converts_to_ISO
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converts_to_ISO

For the rest of the world:

– 27SM/h ≈ 12m/s

^(This conversion was done according to ISO80000 and the 1893 Mendenhall Order.)

^(I’m a human trying to spread awareness about the importance of international standards. Pls don’t ban. :'()