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cleveleys
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cleveleys

This is why guns are legal in America

NoseCuddles
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NoseCuddles

I wonder if it applies to them shrapnels?

manly_tears22
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manly_tears22

somehow my dumb-ass read morbidly obese as no-one cares

volmi_skag
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volmi_skag

Amberlynn Reid is gonna become hard to kill

pussy-destroyer7769
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pussy-destroyer7769

So is your mom lol

Lxcifer13
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Lxcifer13

Don’t forget Science Teachers

Rith23
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Rith23

We Americans have ascended.

yuval69
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yuval69

You should have put the tf2 Heavy instead of shazam

Brookielad
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Brookielad

So being obese is now healthy??? :()

xXameXx001
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xXameXx001

And well then there’s me. U could kill the guy behind me rather than actually killing me lol

ArosNerOtanim
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ArosNerOtanim

what about clothing though and the material

flk__
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flk__

How did someone test this?

ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt
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ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt

morbidly obese isn’t that fat tho… what’s up with reddit thinking they’re smaller than they actually are?

phamanhtien
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phamanhtien

Doctor are you sure this will work?

GalaXion24
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GalaXion24

I swear my gym teachers were all chads.

xolyon
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xolyon

*laughs in actually good education*

Pannaple
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Pannaple

I’ve never watch Shazam so I read it in Heavy’s voice

Febdit
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Febdit

It’s not true ahah, fat can’t stop a projectile, even muscles

_Bonny_
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_Bonny_

Nothing to lose

MrDewby
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MrDewby

Us Americans seem to have naturally developed the Superior body I suppose

marcbacus
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marcbacus

Guns and obesity. Hmm. I wonder what country represents both.

OG_PapaSid
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OG_PapaSid

When did being fat become a survival tactic?

w1lliam27
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w1lliam27

See you in hot i guess

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thenounisimproper
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thenounisimproper

I hope that Shazam memes become a thing

Unusual_Quantity
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Unusual_Quantity

Natural Selection in America

nsdq1923
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nsdq1923

60cm = 1foot 11 and a half inches

SavageAxeBot
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SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)

Ar010101
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Ar010101

So Americans have evolved with their surroundings I see……..

SodaCakez
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SodaCakez

A 50. Cal would have sent your ass to god

dogvale
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dogvale

Nice

bigger__boot
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bigger__boot

Wonder how much I’d need for a different cal

zuik_133be7
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zuik_133be7

Throw’em in front of the shooters

LoipesMas
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LoipesMas

Would have been so much better if you used übered heavy

db-db-phenyl
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db-db-phenyl

This is a great justification for the crimes I’ve been committing.