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Jearing footsteps while your watching something when you shouldn’t late at night

ToJerusalem
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ToJerusalem

When your mid shit and the person next to you slams their door

Thornshadow17
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Thornshadow17

Someone’s in here! Someone’s in here – John Mulaney

aytd09
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aytd09

Especially in a public restroom

WMGSalsaandChips
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WMGSalsaandChips

Is death supposed to be on the top

Squeegorp
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Squeegorp

to me the dark is scarier than all of the other ones tbh

Mookie_Merkk
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Mookie_Merkk

There’s someone in here!

LieutenantDimitri
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LieutenantDimitri

Or when your going to the bathroom at school and someone slams the stall door

PacSavage
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PacSavage

And you are home alone

lcaptain_americal
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lcaptain_americal

that happened to me. So I was living in a hostel and I forgot to lock the door, I was new there so I thought the door was automatically locked. So I siiting there and scrolling thru reddit and suddenly this girl opens the door and sees me sitting on the toilet seat. She continously kept on saying sorry and then…….

When ever I see her in public I try to ignore her.

danielsmolwater666
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danielsmolwater666

And you live by yourself.

Nico_Storch
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Nico_Storch

Well what’s the worst that could happen? You can’t really shit yourself.

Astrox13
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Astrox13

It’s even worse when you shit in a handicapped stall and the doorknob is a few steps away

Moist_Banana_Bread
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Moist_Banana_Bread

Pretty sure spiders is the most common fear.

Claw262
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Claw262

Where’s public speaking? My teachers drilled that into my brain.

ShrekTwinkie
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ShrekTwinkie

So true

Saraphim663
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Saraphim663

Unless you’re a mom, than the door wiggling is just annoying.

SavageAxeBot
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SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)

prickly_plant
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prickly_plant

not to get all *deep* but how is death scarier than a serial killer? With the serial killer there is implication of the pain of being stabbed, shot, chocked, kicked repetitively in the shin, ect., even if they don’t kill you there’s the horrid anticipation of being hurt. But death? It’s not existing, it nothing, its no pain. People don’t fear the time before they were born, so why do they fear death?

ZackMoh
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ZackMoh

Hoi4 ai peace deals

SideSwipe5o2
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SideSwipe5o2

THE DARK should be higher on the list.

ObamaIsAGamer
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ObamaIsAGamer

Funny how I see an actually good spooky meme after Halloween ends.

AleFuentes1
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AleFuentes1

Imagine living alone when that happens

navalcolt
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navalcolt

when the bathroom and the doorknob starts wiggling while you are “taking a shit”

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OnePunchManateeXIV
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OnePunchManateeXIV

Do you mind if I join you in the shower, Hayato?

joshua_smith524
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joshua_smith524

You forgot public speaking. That’s scarier than death for most people. Me included.

pizzaboy7269
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pizzaboy7269

What about high levels of CO2 in your blood caused by an unknown force

Satyam_Verma
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Satyam_Verma

Well the scariest thing in the world is an elevated level of carbon dioxide due to an unknown external event

SumUser99
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SumUser99

Especially in school bathrooms.

mrb00ce
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mrb00ce

cockroach when they fly

Clob1414
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Clob1414

What about when you’re beating off and you hear your mom start to open your bedroom door

NZE_12345
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NZE_12345

Am I weird if sharks don’t scare me?