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C-MoonInWhitesnake
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C-MoonInWhitesnake

I’m on this picture and I hate it

REX46284
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REX46284

Looks like they couldn’t handle the neutron style

Outrageous_Defender
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Outrageous_Defender

I guess they couldn’t handle the neutron style

CerealKiller659
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CerealKiller659

Pink Guy does the opposite lmao even men turn gay in face of his nipples

d4rkk0414
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d4rkk0414

the fuck tho it happened to me,it was my first date

YT_Sharkyevno
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YT_Sharkyevno

I once had sex with a girl, that one week later turned Mormon. I still don’t know if it’s a bad or good thing.

Professor-Simple
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Professor-Simple

You can call yourself…

*removes shades to reveal another pair of shades*

“The Lesbianator”
^(Dr. Doofenshmirtz approved)

SlickRich27
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SlickRich27

u/cruzisadamnnerd singlehandedly turned a girl asexual because he was with someone

Thom_Redman_Official
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Thom_Redman_Official

True story

harrysaunn717
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harrysaunn717

My friend has done this 2 times with a girl and with a guy by just being friends with him

Mike798Submitz
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Mike798Submitz

Lmao this happened to me once

davidd177
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davidd177

Stop. Its exposing me

noimavirgon
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noimavirgon

Lol this made me smile

honeyboos225
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honeyboos225

jokes on you I’m a girl

kirbo_gamer
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kirbo_gamer

I am aware of the effect I have on women

XxCUMQUATxX
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XxCUMQUATxX

This got me confused

Why didn’t just Tom wear the Ring as he makes passionate love with his wife, so he can force Sauron to watch.

Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye by a fucking human would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar’s comprehension.

Wishing to die but unable to kill himself as he doesn’t even have a fucking hand to pull the trigger, he would order his orc armies to piss on him, so that the flames of his eye can be extinguished and his mind can be set free of Tom’s all encompassing girth. His spirit would be released to the boundless void that ripples and contorts with Tom’s mighty thrusts and he would find no solace.

Nyx_Centari
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Nyx_Centari

This meme gets better if you’re a girl

SkullLikesCreepiness
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SkullLikesCreepiness

This reads differently for girls

OccupyMyTimePls
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OccupyMyTimePls

*I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess*

TheF1anatic
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TheF1anatic

I like to imagine I’m also a girl in this situation

orangeboi33
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orangeboi33

Finn the human: relatable

BonBiBonkerz
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BonBiBonkerz

For guys, this is the worst thing ever.
For lesbians, this is the best thing ever.
Two sides of the same coin.

RayInRed
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RayInRed

Straight guys: he is too powerful to be left alive.

Chefboyardyeet
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Chefboyardyeet

Plot twist, you’re a girl and you’re just that attractive

megabitemagique
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megabitemagique

Didn’t think people throughout the whole world were in the same situation as I. Stay strong brothers

Bathroom_Toaster
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Bathroom_Toaster

Shit that hits close to home