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BigQfan
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BigQfan

Bill is not lured into the yard by the temptress

Nightmare_Pasta
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Nightmare_Pasta

Cuz he gotta eat that booty like its groceries

molehillstomountains
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molehillstomountains

What if thou posseseth both?

first52
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first52

Pesky apostrophes always show the fake. It’s become so prominent to misuse them that responders don’t even know it’s wrong.

WhatAnEpicTurtle
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WhatAnEpicTurtle

Are you an arse man, Wej?

Raze678
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Raze678

Big breasts shall filleth thy palm, but bawbling breasts shall filleth thy heart.

night-star
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night-star

True fax

zenyl
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zenyl

I like splendid posteriors and I cannot lie.

barackollama69
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barackollama69

Forsooth, this’s ye bigge facte

Diogenes-Disciple
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Diogenes-Disciple

I’m being attacked

politicalteenager
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politicalteenager

Hey Shakespeare, what will be 2 popular games in the 2010’s?

“Faries have overwatched the events of this fortnight”
-William Shakespeare, midsummer night’s dream

helen269
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helen269

Breast’s.

7wonders7
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7wonders7

SIM MANO

elmolinero96
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elmolinero96

# Shakespeare spitting faxs

Nickipotamus
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Nickipotamus

I doubt he put the apostrophe there in the original.

Tomasocho
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Tomasocho

Why does he look so much like Lars Ulrich?

EagleTree1018
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EagleTree1018

Did Shakespeare actually use an unnecessary apostrophe? And in the very same sentence, delete the unnecessary apostrophe in the exact usage of the exact same word? Maybe this guy wasn’t what we’ve been led to believe.

Dr_ZestyBoi
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Dr_ZestyBoi

Bill shakes spittin facts

lftystriker
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lftystriker

I’m sorry, but that’s Lars from Metallica.

RacistWillie
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RacistWillie

Shakespeare didn’t say this you idiots

SirDingaLonga
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SirDingaLonga

Men like a good arse, boys like big titties they havent got past that stage in life.

Used to be a tiddy boy, but im all about the (b)ass now.

rwarimaursus
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rwarimaursus

#***Raise the posterior!***

StarGanstar
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StarGanstar

Facts no fiction

99241451
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99241451

You all know this man was gay, right?

pastdense
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pastdense

The absolute truth of the ‘tits vs ass’ debate can only be found in the individual minds of each and every man or woman who loves to love the ladies.

So I’m not going to say that Billy is wrong here… I’m only going to say that Creed Bratton and I see things the same way.

CueDramaticMusic
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CueDramaticMusic

#YOU CAN’T HUG AN ASS IN PUBLIC

ergotofrhyme
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ergotofrhyme

William Shakespeare, renowned wordsmith, has no idea how to use apostrophe’s – circa THEY’RE NOT USED TO PLURALIZE WORDS ad

hi-im-jakob
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hi-im-jakob

It’s true tho, #assgang

Currywurst_Is_Life
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Currywurst_Is_Life

He likes big butts and he cannot lie

Not even Hamlet can deny

Imadethisuponthespot
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Imadethisuponthespot

The earring.

Hjalmodr_heimski
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Hjalmodr_heimski

I muſst disagrie with you heer, ffor it oft beseemeth yat manie mour worthi, fine & goode felloues uoulde ffar rayer profeſs ye contrarie – naymly, yat an maydin bleſséd with an ampel & baountius buzom yet wo lacketh in ye Department off ye postiriur bie mulch Preferrd yan here caounterparte I. due by yis of caurs nozt meen to saiy ye Lack anithing as concerneth tayste in such delicut matteres, youz I stil ryztly must staende by myne oune Perceptiuns, as i haue illustrayted yem to you.

Hittintheyeet
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Hittintheyeet

However, personality is above all.

IDonnu4Real
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IDonnu4Real

I prefer to have it perfectly balanced. Incredibly thicc, but also incredibly flat chest is awful. Huge tits, but a flat ass is equally awful (worse). So I’d say a nice butt, good thighs and decent tits

jimmyjoejohnston
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jimmyjoejohnston

NO truer words were ever uttered on reddit

Homo_Stultum
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Homo_Stultum

I don’t care about the name of this page, I consider this history fact

TheIncredibleBulk88
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TheIncredibleBulk88

[I’M AN ASS MAN](https://youtu.be/oLoehwYshPc)

Forongil
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Forongil

Sounds about right since he was very possibly gay

solowinniuck
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solowinniuck

Objection! Shakespeare was gay! He would have said a splendid posterior can compensate for a micro penis but a massive schlong doesn’t make up for a flat ass.

Joelwino
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Joelwino

I thought Shakespeare was gay

featherthorn
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featherthorn

“Her breasts like ivory globes circled with blue,

A pair of maiden worlds unconquerèd,

Save of their lord no bearing yoke they knew,

And him by oath they truly honourèd.

These worlds in Tarquin new ambition bred,

Who like a foul usurper went about

From this fair throne to heave the owner out. “

TheWingus
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TheWingus

I liketh great posteriors and alas I cannot forswear

terrynutkinsfinger
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terrynutkinsfinger

Couldn’t be more wrong if he tried.

Duke-Silv3r
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Duke-Silv3r

I know its just a painting but for a bald dude Shakespeare looks good

BenitoJuarez98
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BenitoJuarez98

He kinda got bars tho ?

therealbillmurray1
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therealbillmurray1

Wise and truthful words