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TXR22
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TXR22

The real joke is that if OP has brown skin that border control would have probably found some excuse to keep them out of the country anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tanjiroslayer
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tanjiroslayer

Old af

notagayrussianspy
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notagayrussianspy

REEPPOISST

401jamin
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401jamin

Lmaooo

Butternesss
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Butternesss

My Granduncle (Grandfather’s brother) was deported from England to Australia as a prisoner for minor crimes

urbandeadthrowaway2
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urbandeadthrowaway2

Jeff we talked about your url.

Morganius_Black
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Morganius_Black

Last time I saw this exact screenshot was a year ago.

CJPsalm139
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CJPsalm139

Jeff. We TOLD YOU to change your URL.

PiratesBootyCall
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PiratesBootyCall

Plagiarized jokes by me

Polobearmigi
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Polobearmigi

Epic!

Connortbh
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Connortbh

I talked to someone the other day from the UK, he said his dad and some of his mates were going to Australia for a stag do and he said that and they wouldn’t let him enter the country so he went to Singapore instead. I didn’t really understand why that was funny until now.

every1getslaid
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every1getslaid

My sister was dating an Australian, when she brought him home to the states the first question I asked when I met him was :

Me-“Prisoner or Guard?”
Sisters bf -“what”
Me-“your ancestors, were they prisoners or guards?”

He didn’t appreciate the question

Wh1tl0w
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Wh1tl0w

We’ve talked about your name Jeff!

TheMookiestBlaylock
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TheMookiestBlaylock

jeff this is a good joke

Commentingbot
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Commentingbot

That’s how everyone got in mate

_wizardpenguin
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_wizardpenguin

I think he stole this from this Kiwi Director, Taika Waititi, who directed JoJo Rabbit.

NodeConnector
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NodeConnector

That was hilarious.

hammyhamm
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hammyhamm

Citizenship: denied

Cartenday
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Cartenday

Hahaha, visa denied

1rv
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1rv

This joke is the answer to what came before the Big Bang

imhappyactually
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imhappyactually

Serious question, I am an undergrad in CompSci and never went to any interview. If I try to ask the question during my job/any interview in the future will I get a laugh or instantly rejected?

GRiM_Von_Hellsing
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GRiM_Von_Hellsing

Let me get on that. (Presents AK47.) “Give me your money.

speak_on_just
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speak_on_just

and then everybody clapped

ProBenji123
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ProBenji123

good humour, i’d have given him citizenship on the spot.

adabi1414
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adabi1414

When England settled her colonies how come America got Christian zealots and Australia got convicts?

Australia got first pick.