50 thoughts on “This is Murica’

  1. No no no! This is all wrong! Where’s the bald eagle??? Where’s the table cloth made of the American flag???

  2. “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have… Wait. Wait…”

    “I’m worried what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

    “Do you understand?

    -Ron Swanson

  3. If I’m eating that much bacon it needs to be woven together

  4. As an American I can definitely say that I don’t enjoy more than 2 pieces of bacon with my breakfast. Makes me feel sick if I have anymore than that.

  5. Ah yes, the american breakfast.
    A bite of toast,
    A bit of bacon,
    A little egg,
    A handgun to sit crying in the corner, biting on the barrel due to the existential dread and depression you face,

    A little coffee to top it off.

    Pure bliss.

  6. How dare you use such offensive stereotypes against Americans! We always have AT LEAST 3 shotguns with us for breakfast! Handguns are only for afternoon snacks!

  7. I mean that’s the only proper way, the bacon just seems a little too crisp, like you won’t taste the meat as much

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