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Sh1t0nthefloor
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Sh1t0nthefloor

The only thing that looks appetizing enough to put in my mouth is the gun

FatKidFromTarget
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FatKidFromTarget

As an American I can definitely say that I don’t enjoy more than 2 pieces of bacon with my breakfast. Makes me feel sick if I have anymore than that.

Throwhrass
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Throwhrass

Missed a glazed donut

AnimeToaster
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AnimeToaster

The bacon looks extremely nice

Solice_Goyle
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Solice_Goyle

Well they’re not wrong

_Codrut_
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_Codrut_

I actually think they also have an eagle somewhere in the background

Ben01pearson
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Ben01pearson

Is it not?

meme_master666
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meme_master666

I’m more concerned about the color of that coffee

Forrest98
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Forrest98

Then the father grabs the gun and goes to work leaving the food untouched

HyperactivePC
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HyperactivePC

I thought they ate a hole pig then got their guns ready for school

Tizian_K
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Tizian_K

wheres the bagels?

fturz
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fturz

Well yes but actually no

daversedflash
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daversedflash

What do you mean imagine? This is a traditional breakfast just about everywhere?

DH-FancyPants
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DH-FancyPants

Ah yes, the american breakfast.
A bite of toast,
A bit of bacon,
A little egg,
A handgun to sit crying in the corner, biting on the barrel due to the existential dread and depression you face,

A little coffee to top it off.

Pure bliss.

ARegularBRDude
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ARegularBRDude

Accurate.

thechubbychuckler
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thechubbychuckler

Wait… You guys don’t eat breakfast like this..?

hasman12345
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hasman12345

Where are the pancake s

Jotron2
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Jotron2

You have no clue. We eat breakfast with a shotgun, pistol for lunch and rifle for dinner

Heathcliff511
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Heathcliff511

That looks pretty good man

LizzenzWasTaken
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LizzenzWasTaken

I mean that’s the only proper way, the bacon just seems a little too crisp, like you won’t taste the meat as much

dead__memer
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dead__memer

I love eating guns

zullendale
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zullendale

How dare you use such offensive stereotypes against Americans! We always have AT LEAST 3 shotguns with us for breakfast! Handguns are only for afternoon snacks!

TGPapyrus
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TGPapyrus

I thought these are all usually stacked inside a humbuger

Dispaqi
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Dispaqi

I eat my breakfast in a tank thats loaded into army chopper.

username_taken217
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username_taken217

Where’s the bottle of mountain dew ?

aadesousa
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aadesousa

I use the gun as a spoon to scoop bacon in my mouth

ohmygay-
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ohmygay-

This isn’t true?

dave_just_dave
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dave_just_dave

That’s like 3 pieces too many on the bacon.

Hamjelly
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Hamjelly

That looks like one great breakfast

chumpy551
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chumpy551

If I’m eating that much bacon it needs to be woven together
https://www.google.com/search?q=bacon+woven+together&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS837US837&hl=en-US&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiKiNfy48fgAhW1MX0KHUVwAyYQ_AUoAnoECAwQAg&biw=768&bih=915

LilNikster
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LilNikster

Wait, you don’t eat your breakfast like that?
That damn goose lied to me

GarlicMage
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GarlicMage

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have… Wait. Wait…”

“I’m worried what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

“Do you understand?

-Ron Swanson

mike4Ski
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mike4Ski

Where’s the waffles drowning in syrup

Cata-san
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Cata-san

No no no! This is all wrong! Where’s the bald eagle??? Where’s the table cloth made of the American flag???

eekajjj
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eekajjj

where is the wall?

FireOfNite
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FireOfNite

Actually no, I thought it was only the bacon and the gun.

Tallywacker3825
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Tallywacker3825

Where’s the coke?

Princ3ssP3n3lop3
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Princ3ssP3n3lop3

Just missing a sugary cereal to make it a “complete breakfast”

Scottnaye
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Scottnaye

“I said SCRAMBLED!”

Lancer2121
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Lancer2121

If I lived in america I’d do this with a tiger tooth dessert eagle

lyann07
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lyann07

Bcz XM MX XM MX

Guardiancomplex
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Guardiancomplex

Not enough butter on anything

lifeattempt9
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lifeattempt9

As an American I don’t eat breakfast

jhinota
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jhinota

Nope. They also eat cereal for bereakfast.

edgelord-mcgee
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edgelord-mcgee

Do you not eat breakfast that way?

Luigiisgayforpeach
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Luigiisgayforpeach

As an American I can say this 100% true

juxstapoZz
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juxstapoZz

Whatcha mean “imagine”?

DBLSAA
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DBLSAA

Am american. We only eat ars all day

Dependent_Brick
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Dependent_Brick

Yeah sure. 2 eggs? no american does that

BobbehHillll
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BobbehHillll

How do you eat yours?