We’ve been monsters

Is it sad that I’m unsure if this is a legitimate CNN article?

Poor whales

Unlike Amy, whales are funny and skinny

That’s just disrespectful to the whales

That seal is gonna be amy Schumer’s lunch

I bet that pigs are tired too

Even whales have self respect but not my friends

Poor whales 🙁

True dat

r/murderedbywords

whales talked well.

Whale Whale Whale, look who finally started fighting against the abuse.

Amy Schumer is tired of being compared to Amy Schumer

but whales cant talk?

We need to stop Schumer-shaming whales.

Relatable

Stop whale shaming everyone, think of how the whales feel!

Plus the whales are just so much better at comedy. It’s an insult to their intelligence

CNNs only good article

Only If I could talk to whales, I’d never bother talking to another human ever again.

Good joke hopefully Amy Schumer doesn’t steal it.

I heard once someone did something, I don’t know why, they compared Amy Schumer to shrek! Shrek doesn’t deserve that!!

Finally some real news

It is the only animal that comes close to her absolute body mass.

Amy Schumer is a rapist, change my mind

Good for them! One must stand up against injustice!

Those whales are probs funnier than her tbh