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MFEEKAH9999
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MFEEKAH9999

Is it just me or those butterfly therapist suddenly sound reasonable as soon as u here “stay at home astronaut”

Mr_Maagnificent
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Mr_Maagnificent

Holy shit I didnt realize this show was so popular that there are memes about it

Its_UrBoi
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Its_UrBoi

My dumbass thought it said “Butterfly rapist.”

KodakZacc
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KodakZacc

these are good

Prostitute_Kisses
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Prostitute_Kisses

I don’t get it.

jackmoopoo
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jackmoopoo

What’s that website that makes fake ones like these

IWasLeftOnSeen
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IWasLeftOnSeen

Ok that logo seems wrong

hootiescootie17
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hootiescootie17

And we are broke…

womper5
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womper5

I look at shoes
And I sell ants
Our budget is 7.8 mill

PastaKing596
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PastaKing596

thank you

notchandlerbing
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notchandlerbing

I always thought the reason for this is because they don’t want to doxx themselves by revealing their real names or jobs on the show so they just make shit up even if it sounds ridiculous

Genius_real
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Genius_real

Thats how mafia works

AGhostBat
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AGhostBat

That lady looks uncomfortably similar to my stepmother.

Obliviaxel
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Obliviaxel

Guy really likes house 1, girl is not enthusiastic about it.

Girl really likes house 2, guy is not enthusiastic about it.

They both hate house 3, and it’s way over budget.

Which one do they choose?

House 3

Every. Single. Time.

polyjeans
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polyjeans

the show is fake. plenty of articles about it

grkredddit
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grkredddit

Wow. Hits home hard

here4scae
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here4scae

Or: we need a house with a huge yard but downtown that’s close to work and school with a pool and four bedrooms. It needs to have classic charm and be new construction Our budget is $450 a month.

Pla-ket-ket
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Pla-ket-ket

Man: I’m a snail pediatrician

women: I’m a professional chalkboard scratcher

our budget is 9 Mill.

novemberwoods
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novemberwoods

Let’s see what Lori Jo can do, on today’s episode of “You Don’t Deserve A Beach House”

wonkapoo
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wonkapoo

Waluigi knows you stole this meme from john mulaney.

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Its chill he wont tell anyone but he wants you to know its obvious.

IDespiseEvery1
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IDespiseEvery1

I didn’t read “butterfly therapist” I read “butterfly rapist”

Roblafo
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Roblafo

tHiS hOuSe Is nOt OpEn CoNcEpT

jytesh
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jytesh

**Helping catterpillars become butterfilies since yesterday**

disconcertinglymoist
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disconcertinglymoist

They sell tea cosies on Etsy. It’s how they made their fortune

yoda9962
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yoda9962

Remember the salamander breeder and the part time day care worker with the budget of 1.8 mill

waswas23-19
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waswas23-19

dOeS iT hAvE a NiCe View?

4WisAmutantFace
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4WisAmutantFace

Is that Howie Mandel?

Blasphemiee
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Blasphemiee

I restring toy ukuleles and my wife sells gently used toothbrushes on Etsy. Our budget is 2.3m.

Nightmarex13
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Nightmarex13

My Neighbour teaches Blind tennis and his wife is an art consultant.

The reason you can get a mental job is because your family finance everything and run in very odd circles so you get weird jobs.

OriginSport
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OriginSport

No I don’t like the obsidian counter tops, they don’t pair well with our human skin lampshades in the living room.