Mom: **My son took my kitchen so I took his virginity**

Equal rights, equal fights

Do black people not have kitchens?

“White people shit” = having a phone, and a caring family

How did he take the picture then? I need answers lmao

The real question here is who lives on a bed like that

How did you take the photo with out the phone

Lmao isnt your mom the kitchen though

How tf did he take the photo???

/r/trashy

relatable

How did he take a picture of this if his phone got taken away? hmmmmmmmm

All I’m saying is I thought this was on my terrible Facebook memes but it surprised me when it was on the glorious r/memes.

But how’d they take the picture and post

r/madlads

*starves to death*

Mom: oooooh nooooo I can’t cook dinner! Whatever will I dooooo?

*orders takeout for 1*

I just need a fork to eat my ramen please.

Modern problems require modern solutions

Yeah black people would have sold it instead of hid it right? Getting tired of the constant racist white people shit.

Is that because white people retain nuclear families where mom cooks for the whole family?

Oof.

Took my phone so bye bye to the sandwich factory

The absolute whitest