Meanwhile dick be like,” Procreation is a necessity. Activating sex drive.” 30 mins later, dick be like,”Main task failed successfully. However side mission ‘Embrassment due to awkward boner’ completed.”
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potatohead657
So you’re the kind of person who pronounces it as “Ubisoft” instead of “Ubisoft”…
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Correct_Train
Your dick: “Can I found a new company called Macrohard” Me: “But this is public place”
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artemisxfowl
😂😂😂😂
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PupperDoggo-AmGood
Woof (pupper have no dick)
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Sonks559
Stonks🤑🤑🤑 📈🧻📉💉
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Bubbly_Hat
Basically me when I have to pee with one.
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turkey_time_420
need to calm down the old webshooter
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CantoArchangel
*Cries in middle aged*
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MilkAndCrackers
“Stop working.”
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Liankir
please how do you pronounce that in English
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PixelBoiPlayz
Oof
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Hyperb2002
I tried to push it down when I was in the shower before I knew what a boner was.
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IgDailystapler
Presentations be like
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re2dead
Instantly start t-posing to assert your dominance
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ThatDamnDefault
Just flex a muscle for a minute and it’ll go away
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SerialToiletClogger
Too bad your dick isn’t Microsoft like mine is.
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furkaanhassan
Just think about your future, It’ll go away
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eternalrefuge86
Maybe you should stop watching porn on the library computers.
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life_sized_hotwheel
Just stick your hand down there and give it some tugs, it’ll go away
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ImJornn
This post gets an award while being stolen (from instagram) lol
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EV4gamer
as i always say: Microsoft
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nahtanWired
F
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spangonia
Ooh, be soft.
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tom-riddle-damn-man
Have to say this when watching some of the Disney princess movies….
From hardware to software
Good one
Meanwhile dick be like,” Procreation is a necessity. Activating sex drive.” 30 mins later, dick be like,”Main task failed successfully. However side mission ‘Embrassment due to awkward boner’ completed.”
So you’re the kind of person who pronounces it as “Ubisoft” instead of “Ubisoft”…
Your dick: “Can I found a new company called Macrohard”
Me: “But this is public place”
😂😂😂😂
Woof (pupper have no dick)
Stonks🤑🤑🤑 📈🧻📉💉
Basically me when I have to pee with one.
need to calm down the old webshooter
*Cries in middle aged*
“Stop working.”
please how do you pronounce that in English
Oof
I tried to push it down when I was in the shower before I knew what a boner was.
Presentations be like
Instantly start t-posing to assert your dominance
Just flex a muscle for a minute and it’ll go away
Too bad your dick isn’t Microsoft like mine is.
Just think about your future, It’ll go away
Maybe you should stop watching porn on the library computers.
Just stick your hand down there and give it some tugs, it’ll go away
This post gets an award while being stolen (from instagram) lol
as i always say: Microsoft
F
Ooh, be soft.
Have to say this when watching some of the Disney princess movies….
What have you done
MY SOOOOONNN!!
The ubisoft logo looks like the head of a penis.
Does your pp charge extra for DLC?
My life has changed