From hardware to software

Good one

Meanwhile dick be like,” Procreation is a necessity. Activating sex drive.” 30 mins later, dick be like,”Main task failed successfully. However side mission ‘Embrassment due to awkward boner’ completed.”

So you’re the kind of person who pronounces it as “Ubisoft” instead of “Ubisoft”…

Your dick: “Can I found a new company called Macrohard”
Me: “But this is public place”

😂😂😂😂

Woof (pupper have no dick)

Stonks🤑🤑🤑 📈🧻📉💉

Basically me when I have to pee with one.

need to calm down the old webshooter

*Cries in middle aged*

“Stop working.”

please how do you pronounce that in English

Oof

I tried to push it down when I was in the shower before I knew what a boner was.

Presentations be like

Instantly start t-posing to assert your dominance

Just flex a muscle for a minute and it’ll go away

Too bad your dick isn’t Microsoft like mine is.

Just think about your future, It’ll go away

Maybe you should stop watching porn on the library computers.

Just stick your hand down there and give it some tugs, it’ll go away

This post gets an award while being stolen (from instagram) lol

as i always say: Microsoft

F

Ooh, be soft.

Have to say this when watching some of the Disney princess movies….

What have you done

MY SOOOOONNN!!

The ubisoft logo looks like the head of a penis.

Does your pp charge extra for DLC?

My life has changed