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BGeezzy
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BGeezzy

You know everyone assumes the anti-Christ will come in on a cloud of locusts with the four horsemen at his side. But really, if the devil exists, wouldn’t he take more pleasure in un-doing everything that Jesus stood for while at the same time convincing Jesus’ followers that he is doing gods work?

psycomidgt
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psycomidgt

“Oh this is better than Jesus!”

zmcphail0625
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zmcphail0625

The military part right of the bat makes him sound like a dictator

Tommytriangle
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Tommytriangle

Evangelical Christianity is a right wing authoritarian movement. We need to as a society acknowledge that. We need to encourage people to leave the faith for alternatives. That can be more liberal forms of Christianity, other religions, or leaving the faith entirely. /r/exchristian/

diveboydive
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diveboydive

I’m an atheist but a part of me hopes there’s a hell for people like him.

AlbertFischerIII
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AlbertFischerIII

[Republican Jesus]comment image?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

lantern_apocalypse
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lantern_apocalypse

Is the typo of ‘prophet’ in the title intentional?

reddit_libs_be_cray
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reddit_libs_be_cray

AOC is the real savior we’ve all been waiting for. It’s time we accept our dependence on the government. We’ve already tried making an honest living but necessary anti-global warming regulation and trade policies have effectively erased the dream of small business owners. It’s time we give up and get in line for our government cheese and accept AOC as our savior as she doesn’t help us with here own money, but promises to make us dependent and fund our dependency with other people’s money.

francisxavier12
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francisxavier12

“Don’t feed the poor” is actually “Give the poor jobs and they’ll be able to feed themselves.”

“Don’t shelter the homeless” is actually “Give the homeless jobs and they’ll be able to shelter themselves.”

“Double the military” is actually “When our military is the strongest, we don’t have to use it because our enemies can’t win.”

I understand this is disguised as “humor” but let’s at least pretend to see what the President is actually saying.