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xGemmaLovex
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xGemmaLovex

Can I pull the lever?

hacklinuxwithbeer
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hacklinuxwithbeer

I’m not religious, but… amen.

Taurius
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Taurius

Donald truly suffered this past few days. He needs God’s help more than anyone. ANYONE!^/s

nothankyounotnow
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nothankyounotnow

That’s an interesting point. St Peter is stationed at the gates of heaven. Who exactly is greeting the dammed at the gates of hell? Are there gates? Seems like a wall might be a better solution. Hate to think there’s no funding even in hell for a god forsaken stupid wall!

FreudoBaggage
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FreudoBaggage

Amen.

Charakada
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Charakada

So mote it be!

jaxar
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jaxar

Nice

t_rage
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t_rage

Psalm 109:

8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.

11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.

12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.

13 Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

bsievers
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bsievers

I prefer a biblical prayer. Let’s start with Psalm 109:7-8.

Yellownmbr5
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Yellownmbr5

Praise be.

FlavorTownUSSR
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FlavorTownUSSR

I’m not saying God is the answer, I’m saying a vengeful god is the answer.

arizonatasteslike
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arizonatasteslike

That would convert me

zendogger
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zendogger

“…move powerfully…”. Like making his heart blow up?

mtdewninja
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mtdewninja

God would need to move powerfully through Trumps heart just to get past all the Big Macs

satanssockpuppet
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satanssockpuppet

Makebelievicus 420:69 – “And always pray for the President Of The United States, even if thou’s President is a foul, obese, orange weirdo, for God requires you to do so under Article 9, sub-paragraph 4”

pdgenoa
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pdgenoa

When he said we should:

>ask God to move powerfully in Donald Trump’s heart

All I could think of was: yes! Give him a heart attack! Great idea!