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FoxfieldJim
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FoxfieldJim

Ted Cruz’s face broke the blur software.

When they scanned his face the scanner tweeted hashtag metoo.

Satan is negotiating with Tes Cruz for the rights to his face as a next gen villain.

Maxmun1ch
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Maxmun1ch

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was “I like butter”

texasradioandthebigb
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texasradioandthebigb

Hey now, be nice. Lizard people are people too.

DeathcampEnthusiast
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DeathcampEnthusiast

Not really, they censor the nipple but not the entire boob.

jojo39381
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jojo39381

That would imply his face is sexual.

EmotionalPlatform5
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EmotionalPlatform5

I don’t follow politics, but I’m still greatly ashamed of the internet for not making any memes about Ted Cruz looking like Randy from Trailer Park Boys. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM

Val_Hallen
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Val_Hallen

Contrary to popular belief, the being designated as the human Ted Cruz does not consume humans. The being designated as the human Ted Cruz also does not encase humans in cocoons made from his own proteins to secure them while he lays his brood eggs via ovipositor inside the chest cavities of humans.

Vote for the being designated as the human Ted Cruz in the next appropriate Earth election.

newbrevity
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newbrevity

For all his flaws. Hes the only US politician I know of who went to HK to advocate to the HK govt for the protesters.

FBN_FAP
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FBN_FAP

Both gets me hard

Kosher_Pickle
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Kosher_Pickle

Huh, Willie Muse. Weird seeing him in the wild

Speedracer98
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Speedracer98

because i much rather fap to ted cruz

CaptainSully_
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CaptainSully_

They are both attached to tits.

TaxDollarsHardAtWork
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TaxDollarsHardAtWork

What’s this? A r/politicalhumor post that is actually relevant and funny? Well done, sir!

shitposterkatakuri
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shitposterkatakuri

One causes sexual arousal. At least he’s growing a beard to hide it lol

Cheveyo
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Cheveyo

You find his face sexy?

superfission
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superfission

No doubt. I’m a straight man. Haven’t gotten any for a long time, but I still wouldn’t even touch those pussies with a 10 foot pole. And trust me, I’m definitely willing to lower my standards to break a dry spell.

ButterBrother3000
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ButterBrother3000

How about Skelator Nancy Pelosi’s face? Walking dead material there.

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IncoherentEntity
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IncoherentEntity

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down

Jakahama
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Jakahama

Someone is attracted to women’s nipples and Ted Cruz…

Or disgusted by both. Take your pick ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Renovatio_
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Renovatio_

Everyone needs to know the face of the zodiac killer.

ScoobySnax__
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ScoobySnax__

I dont agree with 99% of stuff from this sub but this is funny af

CenterOfEverything
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CenterOfEverything

Can someone explain to me why everyone especially hates Ted Cruz? Like, why is he the subject of more vitriol than the average republican scumbag? Even McConnell doesn’t get as much flak as Cruz. And this has been going on since the republican primary.

vandriff
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vandriff

Yeah, it’s cause that face doesn’t threaten anyone, “sexually”.

I doubt anyone’s had a sexual thought about Ted Cruz in decades, so really no need to blur that shit.

kiwi_klutz
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kiwi_klutz

Well nipples at least have a purpose. Te Cruz might be a boob, but he’s a pretty damn useless one.

shinsho
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shinsho

This guy is a real chicken. He gets roasted every day.

mrtn17
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mrtn17

I dunno. We’ve been looking at that bleached anus on Trump’s face for 3 years now, I have no problems with Ted’s saggy boob face

Bofus_QuestionMark
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Bofus_QuestionMark

It’s the desirable they are cloaking, not the grotesque.

TrashTedd
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TrashTedd

His face should be on r/cursedimages

El_Maltos_Username
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El_Maltos_Username

Keeping the face of the Zodiac Killer a secret? Sounds like something the murderers of Epstein would do.

Saramela
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Saramela

This is the best thing on the internet right now.

GarethSchrute
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GarethSchrute

I do not like that man Ted Cruz,

I do not like his far-right views,

I do not like his stupid chin,

I do not like his smarmy grin,

I do not like him with a beard,

I do not like him freshly sheared,

I do not like Ted Cruz at all,

that man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.

– Johnny O, the Sad Zazu

La5tM3al
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La5tM3al

Didn’t know it was legal to show a pussy in public