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svgklingon
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svgklingon

“LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!!!”

a_casual_observer
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a_casual_observer

I love the part where they accuse Parnas of being a criminal and just says correct and keeps talking.

murfi
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murfi

this whole situation in the corrupt States of soviet america is more amusing than any sitcom! hope it ends with a huge bang!

DrPoopNstuff
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DrPoopNstuff

“Shut your mustache!”

JeffreyFusRohDahmer
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JeffreyFusRohDahmer

Sad part is, this actually isnxt satire at this point.

ThatTookTooLong
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ThatTookTooLong

…bear chest. *

Whornz4
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Whornz4

It would be funny if not true.

ImagineMSI
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ImagineMSI

This is the have to laugh funny because if don’t would just be lost and defeated

Lardzor
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Lardzor

This should be an SNL skit.

9ai
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9ai

This is gold

trustworthysauce
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trustworthysauce

All of that was accurate other than the Republicans saying F$%#.

Trump: It’s cool though, right?

Republicans: You got impeached for this! If the Senate convicts you, you will be removed from office in disgrace.

McConnell: That would take 67 votes, and we have 53/100.

Republicans: *General laughter*

croolshooz
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croolshooz

“Donald Trump’s Farcical Ukrainian Adventure in Corruptionland.”

onlyyolum
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onlyyolum

It should be a joke, but sadly it’s the current reality.

Doctor_Amazo
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Doctor_Amazo

…. that is the most concise description of the entire garbage fire I’ve ever read. This should be the official historical account.

YVRJon
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YVRJon

You forgot the ending:

REPUBLICANS: *Acquit anyway*

dangolo
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dangolo

This deserves an Emmy for best documentary of all time 🍿

muscravageur
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muscravageur

At this point, the Republicans are just spinning themselves and they count that as a big, big win while the rest of the world looks on in fear and horror.

Lauran_K
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Lauran_K

Sad indeed. If this guy gets reelected in 2020, I think you can kiss your democracy goodbye.

jester33455
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jester33455

OP, the hero we need,

TepChef26
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TepChef26

Probably the most accurate account I’ve read so far. God these are sad times.

martienfou
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martienfou

now THAT is the “READ THE TRANSCRIPT” I was looking for.

both extremely funny and awfully depressing at the same time.

obolobolobo
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obolobolobo

“Shut your mustache!”

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If we all live through the next twenty years the trail of sleaze that will be uncovered in that time will blow our minds. We aint heard nothing yet.

Thilina_B
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Thilina_B

Can’t wait for a few weeks to a year from now when the US / Republicans will talk about corruption or a dictator in another country and how they need to have a democracy or stop the corruption or jail those responsible… with absolutely no sense of irony about their own corruption

mostly_kinda_sorta
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mostly_kinda_sorta

*slow clap standing ovation*

DeadpoolOptimus
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DeadpoolOptimus

In a nutshell

dasclaw26
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dasclaw26

Masterpiece!

NoctheMighty
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NoctheMighty

it couldn’t have been put together any a better way. take the upvote

PaperClipsAreEvil
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PaperClipsAreEvil

Occam’s razor:

A) Everyone is lying in a giant, coordinated conspiracy that crosses party lines to instigate a witch hunt designed to remove the GREATEST U.S. PRESIDENT IN HISTORY from office.

or

B) Trump, a man who has never held political office and has demonstrated absolutely no understanding of government or the rules/laws of government, used his power as president to illegally withhold congress-approved military aid from an ally nation in return for blatant political favors in order to influence the upcoming election.