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alysonskye
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alysonskye

/r/iamverysmart

axtxrxd
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axtxrxd

Gag. TERMINATE

mikayla_rivera
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mikayla_rivera

Actually laughed out loud

Aviternus
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Aviternus

Whoa bud pump the brakes a little bit

millenniumtree
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millenniumtree

I pfSense a restraining order.

Octaeon
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Octaeon

Niiiiiiiice

BPerkaholic
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BPerkaholic

how she respond

_braune_
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_braune_

I’m a woman that works in information security and I still would have ghosted you in a heartbeat upon reading that cringefest.

el3ctro0yte
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el3ctro0yte

Very smooth

AgAero
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AgAero

Calculated.

Freestyle_Fellowship
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Freestyle_Fellowship

… but your wit is razor sharp!

benabbottnz
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benabbottnz

Wanna fork?

tyjuji
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tyjuji

https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/eootxa/smooth/

dominic_l
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dominic_l

Id let this guy fuck my sister

locri
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locri

It’s because you’re unlucky OP, you’ll find the right one soon.

43770i
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43770i

I’m using this 100%

CycleWeeb
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CycleWeeb

Is it a coincidence that the name is Kali?

SpursThatDoNotJingle
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SpursThatDoNotJingle

**sudo** penetrate

notagoodboye
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notagoodboye

A [Security Tools Distro](https://s-t-d.org/), or “STD” is not a good thing to have with you when you’re dating.

avz7
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avz7

I’ve got some bad news for you bud, Kali’s the one that usually does the penetratin’

elven_mage
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elven_mage

So fucking cringey

TheSixthDimension
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TheSixthDimension

Is that even a question? It’s an obvious yes

eukubernetes
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eukubernetes

Charge your goddamned phone, OP!

GIS-dev
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GIS-dev

OP giving 2 big inches of penetration.

johnklos
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johnklos

Well, you’re not getting in.

cberm725
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cberm725

Why is the low battery the one thing here that’s actually triggering me?

dsddsaaaa
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dsddsaaaa

> Hey, I think you’re cute

> ***I W A N T T O P E N E T R A T E Y O U***

Nice one, OP. Real smooth.

OrderAlwaysMatters
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OrderAlwaysMatters

Holy yikes

TheEpsilonToMyDelta
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TheEpsilonToMyDelta

The funny thing is that every time I see the work Kali, I immediately think of my pentesting days

Then I remembered that it’s just a name for normal people

rekabis
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rekabis

The only way that’s going to be received as anything other than cringey/frightening is if she also works in IT and 100% understands the reference.

And even then, it’s a long shot.

null_reference_user
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null_reference_user

I had worse ones.

Darn girl, are you an SQL query? Because I’d like to INSERT something INTO you 😉😉

eric_bartha
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eric_bartha

The message isn’t marked as read yet – OP still has hope.

We need an update OP! We’re you able to breach the firewall?

bagurl
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bagurl

I would totally date you

GentleRhino
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GentleRhino

Delivered…