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PhoneJazz
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PhoneJazz

“Ohh, I bet the Mexican food and BBQ is so good where you’re from!”

trailrider
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trailrider

I went to Tx for work and touched base with an old college buddy that I hadn’t seen in yrs. He invites me over to diner. I get there and I swear to god, it was just like Hank Hill. Him, I, and 2 of his neighbors standing in his driveway drinking beers outta the cooler. And HOLY SHIT did he get religious! I mean, I’ve never seen anyone make so many references to “the man upstairs, while looking up and pointing. I remember thinking: *DUDE! You use to brag about the wetspot your college GF would leave on your bed.*

t1ao_official
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t1ao_official

I can confirm. From El Paso living an AZ and they all say where’s your accent.

weightsnmusic
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weightsnmusic

Well, Austin is cool

PoopfaceTX
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PoopfaceTX

“Do you have a gun on you?”

shecantstayaway
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shecantstayaway

I’m from AZ living in Boston and my favorite is when I tell someone where I’m from and they say “Oh, yeah, I went to Vegas once!” and I’m like…. um… OK…? It’s 8 hours away and not the same at all but I guess everything “out west” is the same.

TheThraex26
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TheThraex26

But it’s true about the horses. I’ve seen people ride them around Hill Country towns

Yamatoman9
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Yamatoman9

But *do* you have a horse?

roygbivA2
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roygbivA2

“Can you get me a kilo of cocaine?”

Maurice_Clemmons
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Maurice_Clemmons

Given that this is the exact image that people from that shithole try to cultivate, these are all fair questions.

Nightlight-Sailor
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Nightlight-Sailor

Y’all wish Texas was as big than your tiny so call state

xof2926
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xof2926

It’s usually people from Texas who won’t shut the fuck up about Texas:

– See, with our BBQ, we … (talking to people in the Carolinas, lmao)

– We can be our own country if we want to.

– I can shoot a man for being on my lawn in Texas!

– Something something about Mexican food

– No state taxes!