44 thoughts on “Guy who never takes any risks guide

  1. Unless you live in LA or Boston I would argue rooting for local sports teams is a huge risk

  2. Holy sh*t this is almost exactly how I want to live my life one day! Only thing I would change: Getting married asap instead of Orlando.

  3. The older I get the more I envy this type of life.

    I also think that it’s better to have a safe job with good security, because you get to leave at 5pm

    then you go home to work on your hobbies. You can go nuts and make it as chaotic and wild as you want.


  4. I’m from the 3rd world and live in the slums. This is a dream life. Sure beats looking over your shoulder everyday hoping you won’t die from the war on drugs.

  5. Pretty accurate but change “takes vacation here” to “takes every vacation here.”

    Can’t have anyone thinking it’s a one-time thing, that could be risky. Goes back to the exact same hotel/resort every 2-3 years indefinitely.

  6. Wow that’s my dad right there. Buys clothes at the same company for ages, goes out to watch handball games, works as a programmer, good house and a stable marriage

  7. Orlando resident here; prefer this guy visiting over the disrespectful spring breakers who treat the town like a trash can. At least he and his family are quiet and always tip.

  8. Drive a Cherokee with 230K miles: check
    Was in Orlando all last week: check
    Live in a very similar house but two stories: check
    Love my Orioles and Ravens: check
    I’m writing this from my predictable but safe and secure job desk: check


  9. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

  10. I’m terrified of becoming this person. It seems like this is the direction my life is going though…

  11. – Wears the established /r/malefashionadvice uniform day to day at work, consisting of some chukkas, solid colour shirt and chinos

  12. Idk about the house, but I’d love to have a front yard that size. Definitely need to fix up those patches.

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