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wokeiraptor
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wokeiraptor

Probably wears some kind of bracelet or other jewelry

smortgoy
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smortgoy

Good mythical morning?

Cosmonate
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Cosmonate

How do I hate this guy and yet also want to be him

Obelisk-Kid
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Obelisk-Kid

This is soooooo true, they’re usually the Bible study leaders or something similar

lekkerekruidenthee
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lekkerekruidenthee

Some of them are genuine good guys, but some of them are the most smug people you will ever meet.

ItsLittyLitLit
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ItsLittyLitLit

Very comfortable talking to other girls in church but, this guy always has a fairly beautiful girlfriend for some reason isn’t around him as much as you’d expect

shoulditbe420related
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shoulditbe420related

r/dankchristianmemes

DiamondEevee
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DiamondEevee

i know someone like this only he doesn’t carry a bible and he doesn’t have a man bun or beard…

STL-UPS-DRIVER
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STL-UPS-DRIVER

But does he fuck his girlfriend the way she wants? Any sex at all for that matter? Anal?

GoodWithoutGod80
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GoodWithoutGod80

Gets pissed off when you present logic and reason.

Uses emotions instead of critical thinking to explain life.

RevengeoftheFunk
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RevengeoftheFunk

Nerd starterpack

-CHAD_THUNDERCOCK-
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-CHAD_THUNDERCOCK-

Was “on the road to hell” when he was in college and got his girlfriend pregnant and they almost got an abortion

thedeputee
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thedeputee

Man bun?

Does he also have yellow aviators?

HakidoTaquito
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HakidoTaquito

Sounds like my buddy John. One of the few religious people I tolerate

MonteCulo
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MonteCulo

Fuckin Peggies #farcry5

DINGVS_KHAN
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DINGVS_KHAN

>plays guitar for church

Only knows four, maybe five chords.

banginthedoldrums
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banginthedoldrums

Usually a nice guy who really does try to live a wholesome, Christ-centered life, but harbors an intense guilt over his struggles with some vice, usually a sex addiction. Is hipster/yupster (albeit a more toned-down, slightly behind the times version) in appearance and a lot of consumer tastes, but is typically not himself creative or artistic. He’s intrigued by artsy, bohemianish, non-Christian girls, but ultimately settles down with an equally-as-Christian platinum blonde former pageant girl who sells medical devices. But you know he still thinks about that artsy, bohemianish non-Christian girl by the way he still locks eyes and looks at her whenever they run into each other.

the_kilted_ninja
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the_kilted_ninja

Hates all fast food but absolutely worships chick-fil-a

MisterGayUnicorn
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MisterGayUnicorn

The difference between him and the one that I can’t stand to be around is he’s religious but doesn’t shove it down other people’s throats. I am all for you having your religion if it makes you happy and feel fulfilled, but don’t tell me I need it because I am doing fine without it. 10/10 guy to be hang around though!

unjustluck
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unjustluck

/r/starterpacks should make a snoo with a manbun holding a starbucks – the two most included things in starterpacks.

canissilvestris
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canissilvestris

/r/wholesome

Sounds like a pretty good dude

JamieOvechkin
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JamieOvechkin

> has a large group of friends and probably a girlfriend

Man I should really switch religions…

ghostmetalblack
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ghostmetalblack

This was my roommate in college and he honestly was a pretty great guy. Never swore and super respectful.

theguyfromuncle420
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theguyfromuncle420

Sounds like a solid life tbh

Bobokins12
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Bobokins12

How-you

gonna

worship

god’s son

and have a

man bun?

lukey5452
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lukey5452

Their always super hecking guys aswell. Compared to those old school ones that hate everyone who is different.

ocoram
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ocoram

Uses guns for no reason