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trailrider
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trailrider

Strip mall. Nailed it.

kekmaster420
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kekmaster420

“Cash only”

GodIsDead_
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GodIsDead_

lmao Express Wok has the best fucking fried rice I’ve ever eaten

princesstigerlili
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princesstigerlili

Don’t forget the authentic menu reserved for the Chinese/Chinese-looking people

elsoov
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elsoov

They serve a meat that they claim is chicken, but you’ve never had chicken with the taste and texture that it has

Chrisixx
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Chrisixx

I’m certain those chopsticks are used World Wide…. They are everywhere with their bad English instructions.

chefhj
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chefhj

This is incredibly on point but you need the soft serve ice cream machine.

TacitusKillgore
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TacitusKillgore

And it has a very particular smell.

TheGreatUsername
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TheGreatUsername

Both cities I’ve lived in (WI) had locations of a great Chinese restaurant named “Jade Garden” so the naming is definitely spot on.

joeclark5
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joeclark5

Vietnamese too.

PsychedelicXenu
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PsychedelicXenu

*Doesnt remotely taste like Chinese food bcuz no MSG*

theoldgreenwalrus
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theoldgreenwalrus

Don’t forget the thicc buddha belly statue

GrizzlyLeather
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GrizzlyLeather

All the tables are sticky and the seats have been blown out from thousands of fat asses plopping down in them. Also theres a 10 year old girl taking orders and coloring with crayons at the same time.

thekingadrock93
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thekingadrock93

******With fucking assloads of delicious MSG added in reality

Victim_of_Reagan
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Victim_of_Reagan

There’s a place called “China Wok” near my work. They make pretty good food but it’s literally a hole in the wall strip mall take out place with 3 tables in it.

The food is really pretty good and reasonably priced, but I go for the atmosphere. The woman who runs/owns it is loud and verbally abusive to her underlings and it’s fucking HILARIOUS to watch. She will utterly berate them in Chinese and then turn to the counter with the sweetest smile and disposition and ask for my order. Then she barks the order at them. She will often go on a rant over what appears to be the smallest infraction by her employees, most of whom I assume are family. A few other co-workers have noticed this and we’ve dubbed it “The Surly Wok”. It’s take-out with a 5 minute show. Best food/entertainment combo in town.

prex10
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prex10

Weird how people are still worried about MSG, when it’s been proven to be safe in small amounts.

Also known as “Chinese restaurant syndrome”

Lt_Zip
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Lt_Zip

Neon “Cocktails” sign