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jarrahbeattie
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jarrahbeattie

“I have 4 4 lokos! That’s 16 lokos!”

iNfAMOUS70702
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iNfAMOUS70702

Only time I’ve ever been late for work was after a night of chugging several tall boys of four Loko..had no clue how fucked up I was gonna get..ended waking up 6 hours late for work lol..had to lie and say I had food poisoning

Airbending420
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Airbending420

did black out, was great 👍🏻

RosieandShortyandBo
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RosieandShortyandBo

Green apple Smirnoff and Keystone Lite here! Nasty af

147896325987456321
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147896325987456321

If you haven’t broken the Christmas tree and stepped on presents while falling through the coffee table, your not drinking enough.

mysteryman151
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mysteryman151

Not sure what a 4 loko is

But my first time properly drinking I drank 6 VBs and had 4 shots of vodka, it was not a good time the next morning

CableTrash
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CableTrash

Ahhh I remember the morning after my buddy’s 18th birthday, going to take a piss only to be greeted by a trail of neon blue vomit leading from the door the the toilet bowl.

degeneratenews
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degeneratenews

4 Loko and vodka. That was my thing for a while.

team_sita
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team_sita

This post brings up too much.

nintendiswitch
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nintendiswitch

One time I drank four fourlokos and posted on Facebook that I had HBO in an effort to hook up with chicks. Surprisingly one replied and decided to come over. She showed me game of thrones and I got so into the first episode I forgot to make a move and she just went home.

overthinker001
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overthinker001

Can you give context for the rest of the world? What us 4 Loko?

cambo2121
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cambo2121

For those of you that don’t know 4 loko is a tall boy that’s 14 perecnt alcohol and had caffeine. It also only cost around two bucks and comes in fruit flavors so it’s popular in college kids. Or at least it was when I was 18

I_Play_Dota
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I_Play_Dota

I skipped 4 Loko for awhile and went straight to hard alcohol but then went back to the Loko, if shitty cheap vodka wasn’t more effecient for getting me drunk I would totally only buy 4 lokos for alcohol forever.

pbuk84
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pbuk84

Must be a cultural thing because I don’t understand a word of that text.

… Maybe I’m just too old. 🙁

Zenketski
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Zenketski

Fuck four loko. I went from turning down free booze to a 5th a night.

Meme all ya want yall aint got shit on me

Jesus_Harold_Christ
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Jesus_Harold_Christ

I mean Zima has been around for a long time, and there’s always wine coolers, bartles and James, those smirnoff ice things, etc.

I mean, we’ve had sugary, tasty ways to get wasted since forever.

ArealpainupyourAss
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ArealpainupyourAss

And that’s I’m gonna go strait to vodka

R____I____G____H___T
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R____I____G____H___T

hah, glorifying alcohol abuse. Classy chick /s

Meatlogs4sale
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Meatlogs4sale

Peach Lokos 4 lyfe

saucygit
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saucygit

Skank

themexi
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themexi

the thought of alchohol makes me nauseous

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losflo87
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losflo87

I guess no one remembers sparks. (No pun intended)

mistermatth
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mistermatth

In college we would pound a 4 loko in the alley behind the bar before we went in. Really saved us some cash man.

bonebrew22
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bonebrew22

I don’t know what she means by alcoholic la croix shit? Is that a new product or something.
I know what la croix is btw but obv it’s not alcoholic

SirRupert
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SirRupert

We just made “hunch punch” with all the liquor we could find and Mountain Dew. Same idea.

colouroutofspace21
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colouroutofspace21

Oh man… Edward Four Loko hands was intense.

CanadianHockeySyrup
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CanadianHockeySyrup

4 Loko builds character.

black_flag_4ever
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black_flag_4ever

When I was a teen we didn’t have 4 Loko. We had Mad Dog 20/20. Just as puke inducing, but no caffeine.

geauxtigers1212
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geauxtigers1212

Gotta go with sidewalk slammers: drink half a forty and pour in a four Loko. You can also go for riot juice, which is a sidewalk slammer with a 5 hour energy

briesneeze
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briesneeze

One of the first times I really drank I had Four Lokos. It was like skipping learning how to ride a bike and going straight to trying to break the land speed record on a motorcycle. I do not advise.

LadiesmanBumblebee
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LadiesmanBumblebee

I remember drinking 2 Four Locos in the span of an hour before going to my first college party. I didn’t even make it out of my dorm room that night.

soundsfromoutside
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soundsfromoutside

I lost my virginity on a watermelon flavored four loko.

Good times.

Desnar
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Desnar

Not being American in this thread is … interesting…

Satori2155
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Satori2155

First time I got drunk was on the old 4 Loko with the caffeine back in middle school

SultryRind
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SultryRind

All of these lokos stories are giving me life! In college my best friend and I would only pregame (any event, and events could be classified as Tuesday night) by chugging a full four loko and splitting a second one before walking in. I don’t think I remember any party past 5 minutes of being there. What a time to be alive.

brickeldrums
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brickeldrums

Looking back, I was an extreme alcoholic in college. I’m talking handles of liquor, cases of beer, bags of wine… all on a week day. One day I had 2 “legit” Four Loko (before the REAL stuff was banned) on the beach, and I woke up naked in my apartment 6 hours later. No other explanation other than time travel.

BrooklynIntrovert
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BrooklynIntrovert

Good times. Good times

SvenTheHunter
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SvenTheHunter

Im skipping all that and am just gonna die

aretasdaemon
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aretasdaemon

I shotgunned these bastards 3 separate times and funneled once back in college; 10/10 would never do again

SassyMoron
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SassyMoron

In my day, we drank malt liquor, and we LIKED it!

Actually we did not like it.

TheBigGary
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TheBigGary

*blackout inside your friends like the rest of us

Nach0Man_RandySavage
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Nach0Man_RandySavage

I wish I had gotten to try the OG Four Loko where you were taking your life in your hand.