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imakenosensetopeople
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imakenosensetopeople

There totally needs to be a “whoops, sorry, my bad” signal on cars, similar to a turn signal or a brake light.

RockyMountainViking
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RockyMountainViking

haahah this is me

Chibultrufia
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Chibultrufia

There’s a saying about diving, it goes something like this:
“Everyone is a moron: the person to the right is a moron, the person to the left is a moron, and you are the BIGGEST moron”

curiousbydesign
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curiousbydesign

r/roadcam

WhiteBroncoDriver
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WhiteBroncoDriver

Signed: Every Redditor ever.

It should be anyway.

CornveliousFarva
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CornveliousFarva

First rule of driving: everyone else’s driving sucks but yours.

kdshow123
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kdshow123

Crap! I feel bad now

alours
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alours

Please don’t do that with me

k1101
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k1101

Legit had this thought today.

After just waking up this morning I had to drive my brother. Still tired I flew past a stop sign, luckily it was early so nobody was there. I noticed as my front wheels passed the line but it was too late and I would have stopped in the middle of the intersection. Thought to myself “wow if I saw someone do that I would be screaming my head off”.

BayAreaReply
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BayAreaReply

Anyone driving slower than you is stupid and anyone faster is reckless and dumb

LadyGodiva6
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LadyGodiva6

Also…anyone driving in Jersey

Ravenclaw968
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Ravenclaw968

This is fundamental attribution error. Same reason why extremely pro-life people justify their abortions by thinking that their life would have been ruined if the abortion hadn’t been performed but still believe other people shouldn’t have safe access to abortions.

OkDelay5
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OkDelay5

“We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their actions.”

alours
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alours

>name is Michelle

Aka the ultimate Karen

jfisher13
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jfisher13

I just assume that they make continuous bad driving decisions when I’m not around.

CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP
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CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP

This psychological phenomenon is called ultimate attribution error.

AnyRandomRedditor
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AnyRandomRedditor

ExWife, is that you?

StanDarkloard
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StanDarkloard

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EG5S8aVCo) is the song for you

ndepaulo
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ndepaulo

Carlin: (paraphrased cause I don’t want to look it up)

Have you ever noticed that everyone that drives slower than you is moron, and everyone that drives faster is a maniac?

DeadManWalk
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DeadManWalk

I feel attacked

MrBenSampson
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MrBenSampson

I accidentally went through an intersection when it wasn’t my turn. I wish that cars had an apology horn.

I_can_taste_colors
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I_can_taste_colors

Everytime I do something minor while driving I automatically become apologetic towards every driver that I know saw my fuck up because I know that they’re thinking this.

TwoBitCliff
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TwoBitCliff

road rage for thee, not for me

chiguychi
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chiguychi

We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior.

Acekiller088
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Acekiller088

I hear your honking, and I don’t think I should be doing what I’m doing either

Rukenau
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Rukenau

Also known as the [Fundamental Attribution Error](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_attribution_error)

alexthebiologist
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alexthebiologist

I often question what dumbass gave me a license 😅

cdngoneguy
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cdngoneguy

I have a very bad habit of holding up traffic at a turning light because I’m too scared to make the turn when the arrow stops blinking so I kind of just sit there like “haha oops silly me lol sorry <3” but I honk at drivers who don’t move at a green light quick enough.

AlcoholicRakeFire
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AlcoholicRakeFire

I too say “oops my bad lol” when i commit vehicular manslaughter on a minor in my 2004 Honda Civic

Cathy_Garrett
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Cathy_Garrett

“Everyone driving slower than me is an asshole. Everyone driving faster than me is a maniac!” — George Carlin

Htinedine
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Htinedine

For fraternities at my university, they published the GPAs on campus. Kind of promoted the competition among them for something that actually matters. It was always so funny because if your “rival” fraternities were higher, they were fucking nerds. If they were lower, they were fucking retarded.

Techgeek4you
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Techgeek4you

Me: does super illegal shit

Traffic light turns red

Car rolling up next to me: “what an asshole”

Me: rolls car up further so they don’t see my face

…Everytime

hax0rmax
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hax0rmax

Saying goes: we judge everyone by their actions but we want to be judged by our intent.

JusticeBeaver2
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JusticeBeaver2

Or I intentionally do something illegal (because I’m lost) in a different province and hope they look at my plate and forgive me.