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Pastill
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Pastill

How is this wholesome?

lildillydaisy
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lildillydaisy

I had no stretch marks until I got pregnant now I’m covered 😂 oh well. That’s life!

Senpai_Pat_Notice_Me
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Senpai_Pat_Notice_Me

TIL of a new use for the term “snacks”. Good day.

Shmegdar
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Shmegdar

I’m 19 and my back is covered in stretch marks because I had two really fast growth spurts in high school. I started high school 5’3” and left over 6’ and most of that was not gradual. Went from a little baby fat to tall and slender really fast.

Overall I’m completely satisfied with the way I look, but if that were seriously a dealbreaker for anyone I’m better off without them.

Undiscriminatingness
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Undiscriminatingness

# Best comeback line in history!

Shackdogg
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Shackdogg

I’m 5’7 and have had three kids, not a single stretch mark on my entire body. The cellulite however is atrocious… oh well, they say God never gives with both hands.

RickatiniTortellini
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RickatiniTortellini

Lines are difference between a snack and a FULL MEAL

pm-me-your-kitty-pic
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pm-me-your-kitty-pic

baby I’m the whole damn meal

Kabertlert2020
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Kabertlert2020

r/uselessredcircle

BeeeMOe
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BeeeMOe

I have a Polish friend with a six pack. He has stretch marks all over his body but he’s still the buffest guy I know

malpaso79
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malpaso79

Why did you feel the need to circle it? Like we wouldn’t have seen it otherwise…

RicardoGains
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RicardoGains

Snack vs meal

Jetches
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Jetches

r/technicallycorrect

DraconicLore
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DraconicLore

r/uselessredcircle

Lupiefighter
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Lupiefighter

Can confirm

free_bananaz
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free_bananaz

If it’s coming off the grill then it’s a meal not a snack

xxXWEED_WIZARDXxx
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xxXWEED_WIZARDXxx

Small children are so self-assertive and I love that

tj3_23
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tj3_23

My first food service job we had a guy running the grill who was notorious for not letting the meat “burn”, which is what he thought the grill marks meant. We bought him a pack of sharpies as a joke one week and he finally got the message

agodha32
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agodha32

Damm so true

dougmantis
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dougmantis

Isn’t bread *mostly* stretch-marks? It rises with the yeast so it gets bigger, hence stretch marks.

UrAHarryWizard7
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UrAHarryWizard7

Unexpectedly great metaphor

brains-matter
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brains-matter

God forbid you have a child. Or impregnate someone. Or go through puberty… Essentially be a human in this world.

Madd_Dog01
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Madd_Dog01

I’ve got stretch marks, and I’m in my teens.

dick-demolisher
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dick-demolisher

Grill marks, bud

KiKiPAWG
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KiKiPAWG

To all the lovely, lovely snacks out there. Whether you may be a yummy, filling powder doughnut, perhaps a salty almond, or a sweet grape, you’re all amazing and wonderful!

toastynotroasty
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toastynotroasty

I really don’t understand the mindset of someone who needs to share the thought of “you cannot be a snack with stretch marks”.

chierit
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chierit

r/uselessredcircle

rbetterthanme
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rbetterthanme

Wait but what’s wrong with stretch marks? I’m not virtue signalling seriously they don’t look disgusting or anything plus also if you have stretch marks after losing a lot of weight they are like your battle scars showing you off to the world

KP2304
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KP2304

This surprisingly wholesome

blueeeV
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blueeeV

Man, fudge people who point out things that people can’t control in a mean way. I am 21 and have had stretch marks near my butt since puberty, I hated swimming classes because people would see them and always point out how gross they were. Since then I always wore swim short to hide my stretch mark… I’ve been working on become comfortable with my stretch marks but I still get nervous when just wearing a swimsuit with not shorts around people. We all have different bodies that show our journey through life and that’s beautiful in its own way.

CakeAuNoob
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CakeAuNoob

Good luck finding a full grown adult without stretch marks mate

AV8ORboi
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AV8ORboi

I actually like them. it’s like your body got too sexy for your skin to handle

Ymirwantshugs
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Ymirwantshugs

Who the fuck cares about stretch marks? That’s like caring about natural hair growth.

Kuchi_Kopi_number2
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Kuchi_Kopi_number2

Snacks are snacks in the eyes of the hungry

YUNGBOYBOI
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YUNGBOYBOI

If she doesn’t have stretch marks she not thicc enough

Gorramnerd
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Gorramnerd

*removes glasses* this man is a genius…

Therium36709
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Therium36709

No he right, if you have stretch Mark’s you ain’t a snack

Your a full course meal honey

ADirtyJockStrap
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ADirtyJockStrap

Oat meal cream pies and fudge rounds got stretch marks¯_(ツ)_/¯

pickledandpreserved
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pickledandpreserved

roasted.

CatsGoBark
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CatsGoBark

Jeez. Out of all the things to criticize a person’s body for, stretch marks are one of the most minor insignificant things ever.

taylornbaer
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taylornbaer

Y’all can’t be out here expecting a big booty with nothin to show for it 👌

your-next-line-is
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your-next-line-is

It impresses me how people seem to believe that +5’10” top models don’t have stretch marks

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