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Swiggens
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Drunk me used to leave notes in my phone for sober me.

Now the two are just in a perpetual war…

kleinePfoten
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kleinePfoten

Drunk me removes her makeup, brushes her teeth, and hydrates before passing out. Ain’t nobody got my back more than drunk me.

BAusername
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BAusername

KitKats > crackers

violinfiddleman
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violinfiddleman

Drunk me once ordered a Bespoke Willy Wonka Costume off of a movie costumers website on my credit card. One awkward phone call the next morning when the tailer called to verify my measurements, and one refund later, I ended my drunk shopping career where it started.

yeah-imAnoob
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yeah-imAnoob

Drunk me, tried to order a pizza for sober me in the morning. But instead of sending it to my address, I sent it to my dads instead at 11am in the morning (cause it was the last address in the pizza app). Although my dad was pleasantly surprised and I let my dad and little sister have it for lunch, cause I was waaayyy too drunk still to drive, and didn’t want anyone to come over and see me the way I was.

My dad did send me a pizza back though haha 🙂

Doctorsass
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Doctorsass

Once drunk me opened a ton of my Christmas presents and then the next day I got to basically reopen them as I had no idea what I got.

Alpaca64
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Alpaca64

13? I need to find one of these bags.

nonentiumx
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nonentiumx

Sober me would ALWAYS put a pitcher of water and facial wipes beside my bed before i spend the night drinking

PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH
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PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Drunk me remembers to drink 2 glasses of water before I go to bed.

UltimateInferno
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UltimateInferno

When I was sober, right after taking Edibles I made my self a grilled cheese for when I soared. Turns out, weed makes my ADHD worse and I forgot about the sandwich, instead, I raided the fridge eating straight provolone. It was delicious nonetheless, but still, a grilled cheese man.

Tony8987
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Self love is highly underrated

sadisticnerd
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sadisticnerd

Drunk me once lost the couch cushion covers. I looked everywhere for them and finally found them in the dryer. He put them through a wash cycle and then dried them too, but fell asleep before he could put them back on.

kainelez
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kainelez

My boyfriend routinely buys various hostess snacks and ‘hides’ them for me when he goes away on business trips. It’s adorable and delicious.

minniex77
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minniex77

Wait hold on I’m in love. I too always carry snacks for drunk/sober me and it would be so awesome to have an even wider selection of snacks.

MrAceSpades
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MrAceSpades

Drunk me once left a perfectly wrapped deli sandwich and bottled drinks on the pillow for sober me. That was honestly my fondest memory of waking up….

Slateratic
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Slateratic

When I was single, drunk me had a crazy habit of scheduling a pizza delivery for noon on the following day after a night of drinking. Drunk me was a bro.

quitepossiblylying
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quitepossiblylying

Drunk me once set out my work outfit for the next day.

Roadhouse_Swayze
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Roadhouse_Swayze

Drunk me somehow ordered a pizza online and scheduled (by accident I think) delivery for the next night. Stoned me was super happy when surprise pizza showed up.

QuicksandGotMyShoe
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QuicksandGotMyShoe

When I was in college I would black out and, at the end of the night, order presents for myself on Amazon and delete the order confirmation. That was back when the website was more of a pain to navigate so I didn’t get any heads up until the package arrived. He somehow always knew when I needed a pick-me-up… I miss that guy…

sh0rtskirtl0ngjacket
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sh0rtskirtl0ngjacket

Drunk me brings a water pitcher and empty glass to my nightstand before drunk me passes out.

retail_chairapy
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retail_chairapy

Reminds me of the time that I put my denim jacket on the morning after I blacked out at a Victoria’s Secret Christmas party only to find every single pocket completely full of loose chex mix

egregiousmonkey
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egregiousmonkey

I must be drunk because this is the sweetest thing ever. Ever.

kismethavok
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kismethavok

Drunk me is such a letdown.

MrEchoSpecial
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MrEchoSpecial

Drunk me likes to listen to music and clean the apartment. I was so surprised at how spotless my place was when throwing up one morning. I just can’t be trusted on Amazon.

StayTuffCody
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StayTuffCody

One time drunk me someone how managed to get myself a Little Caesar’s pizza and a two liter of Wild Cherry Pepsi. I don’t remember eating it that night but it was a treat in the morning and helped with a hangover!

hollaatmeshawty
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hollaatmeshawty

drunk me once stolen ramen from a frat house. although i woke up with the worst hangover i was pretty happy when i woke up to ramen packets in my bed