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used2011vwjetta
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used2011vwjetta

#LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

TCG_Slice
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TCG_Slice

This reminds me of joe

The_Contested
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The_Contested

I tried to kill my self today and my life is so hollow I don’t have anything or anywhere to go. I’ve done all I’m supposed to and it’s still so empty

JehnSnow
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JehnSnow

Was that a threat or a promise?

DeAndres444
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DeAndres444

I have a problem with that phrase, because if the boyfriend frick the daughter and dumped her, does that mean the father is going to frick the boyfriend and dump him?

Tray457
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Tray457

If you fuck my daughter’s sister I’ll have no choice but to fuck her too

postulio
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postulio

Who browses Reddit not in night mode. You Savage

hyruen
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hyruen

He then proceeded to have great sex with his daughter’s boyfriend.

Penokinesis
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Penokinesis

“…and then I fucked him in the ass.”

Maximum_Geekage
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Maximum_Geekage

Doesnt that threat mean he’d have to sleep with his daughters boyfriend if they ever do?

ʍǝ

OfficialDoot
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OfficialDoot

u/KevineCove

gofigure85
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gofigure85

Not gonna lie they had us in the first half

Garreousbear
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Garreousbear

“Also we have a very fulfilling sex life.”

VisionsOfClarity
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VisionsOfClarity

The rest of the replies to that are golden lol

dai-the-flu
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dai-the-flu

Ha. He got a free parent.

mrsbuttstuff
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mrsbuttstuff

Here’s to all of us praying that this is exactly what each of our kids get in their relationships.

nelska
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nelska

isnt there one where the daughter pegs the bf.. lol.

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Pandabrowser469
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Pandabrowser469

Saw this earlier, but cool post!

HaVoC504
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HaVoC504

It’s all fun and games until he says that to a bi guy

beccabuysahouse
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beccabuysahouse

Yes!!! Gives me all the feels.

OhMaGoshNess
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OhMaGoshNess

Sweet. He’s gonna take you out for dinner and go down on you. Sounds like a win.

DeusExMarina
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DeusExMarina

“Whatever you do to my daughter, I will do to you.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

limache
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limache

“Bae is so nice – he keeps putting money into my 401k plan”

401k father in law matching plan

GreenPizza4
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GreenPizza4

“Hope you like sucking toes”

practicalpuppy
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practicalpuppy

The dad threat is the plot of many gay pornos.

sadlittleguy98
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sadlittleguy98

What kind of monster uses day mode?

ih8reddit420
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ih8reddit420

He should be happy he doesn’t eat ass

_thelifeaquatic_
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_thelifeaquatic_

Her Dad: Whatever you do to my daughter, I will do to you

Me: Well you’d better get 5 of your friends then…

Her Dad:

Me: Because we’re going to play volleyball

ColeFayneHall
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ColeFayneHall

Ok but like… what would they expect to happen to their daughter? Like is that a threat against sex? Are the parents all like “Dont make me have sex with you!” Or something? Physical abuse is the only thing that makes sense but that seems weird to tell someone outright not to do. Idk man that’s a little weird lol

plagueisthedumb
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plagueisthedumb

So this bloke would happily make out with me and tear anal beads out of my ass like he’s starting a lawn mower? That’s weird

Jerrytheguy
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Jerrytheguy

Holy frick that’s me

EDIT: just wanted to clarify I’m the bottom one.

memechaild
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memechaild

By this logic if you give her money her dad will give you money right back